Management Theory [Tuesday, January 6, 4th period]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

Yzma might have had a little fun working with the Danger Room.

To get to class, the students had to pull a lever, which dropped them through a hole in the floor into a roller coaster car, where they were attired in white lab coats, black goggles and gloves, and awesome blue skull caps with a little blue tassel on the top of them.

Yzma was waiting for them, similarly attired.

"Hello, my minions!" she cackled cried, waving them towards rickety little desks. "Welcome to management theory! Before coming here I ran a country for many, many years," even if she hadn't technically been emperor, but details, "and so I will have much to teach you."

She spun on one incredibly pointy heel. "If I find you worthy, of course." She pointed a gloved finger at a student. "You! Name, favorite appetizer, and largest number of people you have bossed around!"

She'd also be on the prowl lookout for the dimmest boy she could find to be her assistant.

Not that she missed Kronk. At all. Or his stupid spinach puffs.

Comments

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

[notahostage]

"Wendy Watson," she said. "Gotta go with empanadas, and it really depends on how you define bossing."

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

"Yelling at people and expecting them to obey," Yzma defined.

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

[notahostage]

"Oh, quite a few then." Wendy left off the part where it usually involved something trying to kill the people she was yelling at.

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

"Quite a few, hmmm?" Yzma tapped her chin. "What did you make them do?"

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

[notahostage]

"Lot of ducking and running around mostly."

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

"Was there anything falling from the sky, or were you just being cruel?"

She hoped it was the second one.

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

[notahostage]

"Nope, nothing falling from the sky." That actually hadn't been a problem she'd encountered... yet.

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

[saveonpostage.livejournal.com]

"In that case, welcome to the class!" Yzma cackled.

Re: Answer her questions! [Class #1]

[notahostage]

"Great."

Because that wasn't worrying at all, really.