Okay, library assistant position(s)

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Okay, will get permission got permission from principalconnor for three, count them, THREE library assistants. A library science credit will be offered to all assistants for every semester served.

I will take as read that janet_frasier, yuuko_sama, mparker16, positive_angel, and deirdreofamber wish to apply.

Along with your application, please answer the following three questions:

1) Explain the Dewey Decimal System in three words or less.

2) Complete the following phrase, "Happiness is..."

3) What number rule is Dr. Pierson's favorite rule? ETA: Please note which section and number it is, ie. IV./27.

Preferance will be given to anyone with the last name of Frasier, for obvious reasons.

Comments

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

1) Systematic Sorting Orgy.

2)Happiness is.. getting what you want when you want it, be it books, quiet, information, or bloodshed.

3) I. 3. Nobody gets to commit murder in the library but the librarian. NO EXCEPTIONS.

*attaches photo of herself in leather catsuit*

[janet_fraiser]

*grabs application, looks at it, laughs uncontrollably, hands application back to Parker*

God, Parker. You're hilarious. I mean, it might well work, but you're still hilarious.

And damn it, stop making me like you.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*grins* What does it say about you, that you like me when I'm being a bitch?

I almost added "Sex" to that list in #2, but figured the catsuit said a thousand words anyway.