Okay, library assistant position(s)

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Okay, will get permission got permission from principalconnor for three, count them, THREE library assistants. A library science credit will be offered to all assistants for every semester served.

I will take as read that janet_frasier, yuuko_sama, mparker16, positive_angel, and deirdreofamber wish to apply.

Along with your application, please answer the following three questions:

1) Explain the Dewey Decimal System in three words or less.

2) Complete the following phrase, "Happiness is..."

3) What number rule is Dr. Pierson's favorite rule? ETA: Please note which section and number it is, ie. IV./27.

Preferance will be given to anyone with the last name of Frasier, for obvious reasons.

Comments

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

1) A system of numerical identification catagorizing books, out of use as ISBN takes its place.

2) Happiness is all my books shelved alphabetically by Author. (OOC:actually true)

3)Number One.

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

oops

1)Bloody Pain/Ass

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Nice save. Now tell me *which* number 1?

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

Personally, I like Number One of Rules of Conduct, if only for the throwing out part of the rule, I would choose that one. But also, considering the rumours I hear, the ban on weaponry is also valid.

Thank you kindly for your consideration.


(ooc:the real me has to go to non-web-access work now. *sad* I am so enjoying this.)

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

*fills out library card application and quietly waits*

(ooc:really leaving now, promise. Will check in early evening MountainTimeZone. Thanks*

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

Oh and, I don't actually need paid, Father saw to it that I didn't need anything. I just want someplace to belong, thanks. And it would please Dworkin if I learned some more things, and I am sure the Library would be helpful in that.

*shuts up again*

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

*begins wandering the stacks. and wandering. and wandering. Brings a book up to the desk. It is stamped "Vatican" and "Private" and is very very old.*

"A Library is a Library is a Library. I can get to most any of them, as long as nobody is looking and I don't get caught."

*smiles nicely*

"Those guys in the basement under the catacombs really don't have much of a sense of humour, but then again, they rarely read this stuff so they seldom ever know it has gone missing."

*holds up book, leather cover has faded letters, looks Aramaic*

"Shall I put it back? Or maybe you would like to see it first?"

[janet_fraiser]

*snags the library card application without looking and sticks it at the bottom of a stack of paperwork*

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige pokes her head into the library*

Erm is this a paid position? And what exactly does the job involves?

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

No, and whatever I tell you to.

OOC: Wow, Methos is grumpy this morning... don't know what's got into him.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Ok thanks for the info

[caroline-todd.livejournal.com]

*fills in app and questions in purple ink*

1) Melvil is God.

2) Happiness is tea. Earl grey. Hot.

3) seven and a half.

[caroline-todd.livejournal.com]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

OOC - not Funkeh then? ;)

[caroline-todd.livejournal.com]

ooc: ahh! no but it should have been *grins* Funkehhhhhhhhhhhhhh Good times! :D

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

OOC I miss Mac :'(

[caroline-todd.livejournal.com]

ooc: green wing needs to come back yesterday.

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

OOC: And here I was dopesmacking myself because I could not think what "MZ" was...

Chihaya's application

[positive-angel.livejournal.com]

1) Explain the Dewey Decimal System in three words or less.

Order from chaos.

2) Complete the following phrase, "Happiness is..."

Happiness is watching people find their happiness.

3) What number rule is Dr. Pierson's favorite rule? ETA: Please note which section and number it is, ie. IV./27.

Arthur T. Pierson or yours, sir?

I would say VI. 4 or II. 4. Actually, II. 4. is my favorite because I really don’t like violence and if someone else will see to it that it doesn’t occur and can handle it if it does, I’ll be happy.


About myself. I’m a very responsible and conscientious angel person who likes to look out for other people and help them in any way I can. I do like to read and think books are wonderful Earthian advancements.

As I stated above, I don’t like violence and will avoid physical conflict whenever I can especially since Katgetsuya isn’t here to help me if I get into trouble. I don’t carry any weapons other than my books and would hate to have to use them and end up ruining them with blood.

I’m quiet and like it when it’s quiet and while I’m a bit on the messy side, the library seems like a good place for me to learn a bit of order and structure.

Re: Chihaya's application

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: I know absolutely nothing about the universe you're from, but she's fun! :)

Re: Chihaya's application

[positive-angel.livejournal.com]

((OOC: yayay, thanks! Actually, Chihaya’s a he but you couldn’t tell it from the way he’s portrayed and drawn. Sometimes I think he really embodies the ‘chick with a d*ck’ stereotype. He’s pretty, he’s helpless, he’s quintessentially cheerful and always looking on the bright side of things almost to the point of annoyance. And did I mention hopelessly helpless? His partner in the series constantly has to come to his rescue. *rolls eyes*))

Re: Chihaya's application

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: Um, he? Oops. *blushes* Ah, well. He's amusing as can be!

[janet_fraiser]

Janet walks into the library carrying a stack of paperwork. "Do you really want me to give you an application for a student librarian position, or would you rather just let me behind the desk so I can issue library cards?" She pauses. "Oh, and I like all the rules, but the best reason for me to work here is that I'll give you a cut of any library-related bribes I take."

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Right answer. You're hired. Get to work.

[janet_fraiser]

*laughs* Yeah, yeah, you're such a slave driver. I keep you from dealing with the students, you're happy, right?

[chasingangela]

*Notices applications are being taken, realizes she doesn't have that much to do yet, fills one out.*

1. Books. In order.
2. Happiness is, um, books. And learning. And quiet.
3. II/4? You seem to like the sword...

About me: My name is Angela Chase, I'm 16, I'm from outside Pittsburgh, I guess I'm usually pretty responsible, I like to read.

[b-someone.livejournal.com]

1. As it says.

2. Quiet and Order. By force if necessary.

3. V.I Although I believe they should all be observed strictly. Even if I do have to leave Gloria in my dormitory.

[swerval_zero]

1) Pointless. And annoying.

Allow me to explain. Surely we can find a way of organizing that won't have people asking for help with the squalling card catalogue every fifteen minutes.

2) Happiness is a spot of peace and quiet.

3) I'm going to say II./4. It's a good rule. Solid, like.

Because it's funny.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

1) Sounds really complicated

2) Happiness is a worn pyramid ball

3) Who?

Re: Because it's funny.

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

3) Who?

*sighs* ::points to self::: Me. The librarian. What's *my* favorite rule?

::shakes head:::

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

1) Systematic Sorting Orgy.

2)Happiness is.. getting what you want when you want it, be it books, quiet, information, or bloodshed.

3) I. 3. Nobody gets to commit murder in the library but the librarian. NO EXCEPTIONS.

*attaches photo of herself in leather catsuit*

[janet_fraiser]

*grabs application, looks at it, laughs uncontrollably, hands application back to Parker*

God, Parker. You're hilarious. I mean, it might well work, but you're still hilarious.

And damn it, stop making me like you.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*grins* What does it say about you, that you like me when I'm being a bitch?

I almost added "Sex" to that list in #2, but figured the catsuit said a thousand words anyway.

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

I would like to put in a late application, as some form of extracurricular activity is required.

1. Organizational tyranny
2. Happiness is freedom
3. II/4. An educated guess, but to arm oneself is unnecessary when fisticuffs will do for most conflicts. Also, weapons can be turned against the user. All one can truly rely on is oneself.

[janet_fraiser]

Preferance will be given to anyone with the last name of Frasier, for obvious reasons.

By the way, did I mention that I knew we were going to get along well, Professor? *Janet smiles sweetly*

[youngest-sister.livejournal.com]

*finds a crumpled application on the floor*

1.

2. Once I had dOggiE and I Think i STIll do and hE eatS ICe crEAm.

3. Um. tHE 79739402th rule on his wORld WhIch was the RUle of qUEeN see el oh, um, ee oh pee tee are ey. My Brother liKEs her Too.