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fandomhigh2008-11-26 06:49 am
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Sex Ed - 11/26/08
There was no Edward today when the students arrived. There was, however, a rather embarrassed looking Joan standing awkwardly in front of the room.
Once everyone had arrived and taken their seats, she spoke. "Uh, okay, so Mr. Cullen couldn't be here today but he left some notes."
Her face bright red, she read from the information Edward had given her:
"Today we are discussing self-abuse. Pleasuring oneself may sound like a good way to avoid giving into temptation, but in fact, you are cheating both yourself and your future spouse. This desire, this passion within you is a gift for your future lover. Would you give someone you love a fresh bouquet of flowers? Or would you give them a wilted, bruised handful of old flowers?
Today we will discuss ways that you can entertain yourself and distract yourself from tempting thoughts. You may try a couple of my favorites. If these are not to your taste, join up with a friend and make a list of five chaste activities you would enjoy doing if you had a bit of spare time."
Not making eye contact with any of her classmates, Joan indicated a pile of scrapbooking supplies and several Scrabble boxes. "This is what he sent along for us. So, uh... have fun."
Once everyone had arrived and taken their seats, she spoke. "Uh, okay, so Mr. Cullen couldn't be here today but he left some notes."
Her face bright red, she read from the information Edward had given her:
"Today we are discussing self-abuse. Pleasuring oneself may sound like a good way to avoid giving into temptation, but in fact, you are cheating both yourself and your future spouse. This desire, this passion within you is a gift for your future lover. Would you give someone you love a fresh bouquet of flowers? Or would you give them a wilted, bruised handful of old flowers?
Today we will discuss ways that you can entertain yourself and distract yourself from tempting thoughts. You may try a couple of my favorites. If these are not to your taste, join up with a friend and make a list of five chaste activities you would enjoy doing if you had a bit of spare time."
Not making eye contact with any of her classmates, Joan indicated a pile of scrapbooking supplies and several Scrabble boxes. "This is what he sent along for us. So, uh... have fun."
Re: Chaste Activities [11/26]
So he thought to bug Amber for another round of words and boasts, but they did that all the time now, and he kind of hated how, yes, he'd been using it for a distraction for chaste interactions, and was rebelling against the stupid lecture.
So he thought about maybe making dirty collages with the scrapbooking stuff, but then he remembered there were people in this class that he really didn't want seeing him making dirty scrapbooking collages.
So Cal shifted in his seat, back against his chair, closed his eyes, and tried to nap. It's not like Cullen was there to yell at him.