Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period Two, Class #10

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"Good morning!" Edward's eyes shone golden and he seemed in a particularly good mood. Each desk in the room had a single rose sitting on it. Half the roses were red and half were white.

"Today we'll be doing a roleplay exercise. It is easy to decide to take the moral high road, but it can be difficult to resist temptation when it arises." He seemed unaware of the double entendre. "If you have a white rose, your task today is simple. Hold onto that flower. If you have a red rose, your task today is to convince someone with a white rose to give their flower to you. You may use charm, lies or bribery if you wish. You may not," and here his eyes darkened for a moment, "use threats or force. Anyone who tries will earn detention immediately."

"Before we begin, I'd like to discuss next week's class. It is popular these days to wear skimpy or skin-tight clothing that leaves little to the imagination. Dressing modestly is sadly underrated. Next week we will have a fashion show for your peers to demonstrate that clothing can be both modest and practical. Please give your clothing size to our T.A.s before you leave and remember to invite your friends to class next week!"

Students with red roses (seducers):
Claire Fisher
Molly Carpenter
Amber Atkins
Chuck Bass
Kevin Archer
Angela Montenegro
Meg Powers
Eric van der Woodsen
Jenny Sparks
Joan Girardi

Students with white roses (seducees):
Temari
Kaylee Frye
Triela
Blair Waldorf
Cal Stephanides
Gwen Cooper
Warren Peace
Toby Moraitis
Marco
Toshiko Sato

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Comments

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[peace_n_war]

Warren shrugged.

"I'm not doing anything with it. Anyhow, it's just a flower. If I take it back to my room or whatever, Lee's Ewok'll probably eat it."

He eyed his rose for a moment, pursing his lips thoughtfully, and then he shrugged again. "Just take it. I'm not good with flowers anyhow."

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Oooh, good point." Also probably a good thing that Peyton would have their wokling the next day. She reached over to take the flower, then paused, "Are we okay with not actually doing the assignment the right way? Because this is probably working better than any of my lame attempts at seducing you would."

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[peace_n_war]

Warren simply raised an eyebrow.

"I burned my droid baby," he pointed out. "Before it even left the classroom. Trust me, I'm perfectly fine with just giving you the silly flower."

Re: Just Say No (or Please)

[grasshopper-mol.livejournal.com]

"Flower it is, then."