http://sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-10-01 02:49 am
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Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period 2, Class #5

When the students arrived in class, they found a basket full of adorable, plush shapes just inside the doorway. Edward instructed each of them to grab the plushie of their choice when they came in.



Once the students were seated, Edward dimmed the lights and began. He used a slide show and talked about sexually transmitted diseases. He used a number of slides showing the effects of these diseases in full color.* He did mention the role of condoms in prevention, but he emphasized that abstinence was the only way to completely be safe.

When the lights came back up, he had one of each of the plushies in front of him. "These are my gift to you as a reminder of today's lesson. They are oversized representations of the microbes that cause some of the diseases we've discussed. The yellow is herpes, the pink is syphillis, the blue is gonorrhea, the black is HIV and the purple is the relatively mild mono."

"Now please find your fellow sufferers and we'll do a game of STD Roulette."


[Looking at the STD slides link is not recommended unless you have a pretty high threshold for gross.]

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Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"What?" Amber scrambled up off of Cal as fast as she could. Which, cause it was Cal, she was kind of taking her time. "But he has my mono!"

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Cal saw that one coming a mile away. He winced, clutching onto the plushie. "She gave it to me," he retorted, giving her a stealth and playful nuge. "I can't help it that Amber's a savage who can't stay in her seat."

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Amber nudged Cal back, just as playfully. "We were playin' catch, Cal, and you know it," she lied. "And I can't help you're nothin' but a big fat bully who likes mono."

And at Mr. Cullen's words, she smirked and totally stuck her tongue out at Cal. Hopefully when Mr. Cullen wasn't looking.

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I thought that once you caught mono, you couldn't just give it back. I was just applying all the valuable knowledge from your lecture, Mister Cullen, before I was rudely interrupted."

But, oh, he returned it, all right. With a light lob toward Amber and her stuck-out tongue.

And stuck his tongue back out.

Ahhhh, maturity.

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
"That's it, Cal, you've just lost play time later," Amber replied with a little finger point after she caught her mono, and with a lift of her brows, added, "and you know what I'm talkin' about." Blue eyes were totally sparkling with amusement as she got up to move.

"This is totally not fair, Mr. Cullen."

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Amber blinked. "But homecoming is next weekend. So, uh, no... I didn't instigate this." He couldn't tell she was lying, could he?

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
"We'll take what we got," Cal interjected lightly, giving Amber a slight glance, eyebrows lifted slightly, "and separate for now. Sorry for the interruption, Mr. Cullen."

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Amber ducked her head a little, but she didn't feel too bad for the interruption. She rather enjoyed herself.

She took a different seat and tried to be good throughout the rest of the lecture.