http://sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-10-01 02:49 am
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Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period 2, Class #5

When the students arrived in class, they found a basket full of adorable, plush shapes just inside the doorway. Edward instructed each of them to grab the plushie of their choice when they came in.



Once the students were seated, Edward dimmed the lights and began. He used a slide show and talked about sexually transmitted diseases. He used a number of slides showing the effects of these diseases in full color.* He did mention the role of condoms in prevention, but he emphasized that abstinence was the only way to completely be safe.

When the lights came back up, he had one of each of the plushies in front of him. "These are my gift to you as a reminder of today's lesson. They are oversized representations of the microbes that cause some of the diseases we've discussed. The yellow is herpes, the pink is syphillis, the blue is gonorrhea, the black is HIV and the purple is the relatively mild mono."

"Now please find your fellow sufferers and we'll do a game of STD Roulette."


[Looking at the STD slides link is not recommended unless you have a pretty high threshold for gross.]

[Please wait for OCD. Have at! Class info post
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Re: Sign In

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Angela Montenegro, and she's got mono.

Re: Mono

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Angela was examining her cute little mono virus. "They really shouldn't make something so gross, seem so adorable."

Re: OOC

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'm actually watching the cat spazz out over one of those virus plushies at the moment. It LOVES the thing like it's stuffed with catnip.

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
Angela's 'eewww's were at least kept to a minimum.

The face she was pulling should really be enough to portray her disgust.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuck Bass has syphillis.

He chose the syphillis plushie too

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It probably would have been surprising to learn, but Chuck had never had an STD before. He had been tested many, many times after sleeping with strippers but so far so good.

Well, save for the mono he had. But he was fairly sure he caught that from Nathaniel.

Re: Syphillis

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuck was there, bouncing the syphillis plushie on a desk like it wasn't totally adorable.

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Claire Fisher, who has HIV.

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
This was completely disgusting.

But oddly fascinating.

If she ever wanted to sleep with a guy again, Claire was practically going to demand an STD test before anything happened. And then make him wear a condom. Three condoms.

Re: HIV

[identity profile] swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Claire bounced the HIV plushie from hand to hand and stroked it a little. It was so cute, it wasn't its fault it was so deadly!

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] meg-powers.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Meg Powers, with herpes

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Amber Atkins, who has mono

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Gwen Cooper, who has the clap.

Re: During the lecture

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ewwwwwwww," Amber exclaimed, not exactly quiet either. Ooops. "Gross."

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