http://sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-10-01 02:49 am
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Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period 2, Class #5

When the students arrived in class, they found a basket full of adorable, plush shapes just inside the doorway. Edward instructed each of them to grab the plushie of their choice when they came in.



Once the students were seated, Edward dimmed the lights and began. He used a slide show and talked about sexually transmitted diseases. He used a number of slides showing the effects of these diseases in full color.* He did mention the role of condoms in prevention, but he emphasized that abstinence was the only way to completely be safe.

When the lights came back up, he had one of each of the plushies in front of him. "These are my gift to you as a reminder of today's lesson. They are oversized representations of the microbes that cause some of the diseases we've discussed. The yellow is herpes, the pink is syphillis, the blue is gonorrhea, the black is HIV and the purple is the relatively mild mono."

"Now please find your fellow sufferers and we'll do a game of STD Roulette."


[Looking at the STD slides link is not recommended unless you have a pretty high threshold for gross.]

[Please wait for OCD. Have at! Class info post
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[identity profile] ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Gwen Cooper, who has the clap.

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[identity profile] gameknowsgame.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair Waldorf, who also has the clap

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[identity profile] weefeetbigboots.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Kaylee Frye, with syphillis!

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[identity profile] sorella-vecchia.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Triela, who apparently has herpes now.
ashockingbitch: (Jenny possibly stoned)

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[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-10-01 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Jenny Sparks, with the clap.

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[identity profile] notasuiciderisk.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Eric van der Woodsen, with mono

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[identity profile] techno-tosh.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Toshiko Sato, with syphillis
peace_n_war: (Vaguely Horrified)

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[personal profile] peace_n_war 2008-10-01 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Warren Peace, who has HIV because it matches his preferred color scheme.

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[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Cal Stephanides, who takes the fact that Journey started playing as he signed in as a sign that he definitely has HIV.

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[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Joan Girardi, who couldn't resist the herpes

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[identity profile] always-damp.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Toby, who was drawn to syphilis.

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[identity profile] not-fangirl.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Temari who thought AIDS was kinda cute.