http://sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-10-01 02:49 am
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Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period 2, Class #5

When the students arrived in class, they found a basket full of adorable, plush shapes just inside the doorway. Edward instructed each of them to grab the plushie of their choice when they came in.



Once the students were seated, Edward dimmed the lights and began. He used a slide show and talked about sexually transmitted diseases. He used a number of slides showing the effects of these diseases in full color.* He did mention the role of condoms in prevention, but he emphasized that abstinence was the only way to completely be safe.

When the lights came back up, he had one of each of the plushies in front of him. "These are my gift to you as a reminder of today's lesson. They are oversized representations of the microbes that cause some of the diseases we've discussed. The yellow is herpes, the pink is syphillis, the blue is gonorrhea, the black is HIV and the purple is the relatively mild mono."

"Now please find your fellow sufferers and we'll do a game of STD Roulette."


[Looking at the STD slides link is not recommended unless you have a pretty high threshold for gross.]

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Re: Mono

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll find someone else to take me to the dance," she laughed. "But if that doesn't work, I'll have to threaten him with my pout. It's not that effective, but hopefully it will move him."

Re: Mono

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pouts are always effective," Angela claimed. "All part of our feminine wiles toolkit."

Re: Mono

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yah, I'm still learning about that toolkit," she admitted with a wry chuckle.

Re: Mono

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Pouts, smoldery looks, and your boobs," Angela said. "Your three, or five if you're being picky, main ways of getting just what you want."

Not that Angela made use of these or anything... Or maybe she did. It was fun. At least she hasn't got the stage of flashing desk clerks yet.

Re: Mono

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"My boobs?" she asked. "Okay, how do I do that?"

Re: Mono

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Angela grinned. "Just having them is enough most of the time."

Re: Mono

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Amber deflated. "I'm not sure Cal is a boob guy."

Or was he? Uh.

Re: Mono

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"All guys are a little bit," Angela said confidently. "I wouldn't worry about it too much."

Re: Mono

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"So, plunging necklines. I... can do that. When I buy some that is." Le sigh.

Re: Mono

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Shirts are good for all that," she said. "Just undo an extra button."

You might be surprised to know Angela hasn't actually given out slutty dressing 101 classes before.

"But not too many," she added quickly. "There's sexy, and there's excessive."

Re: Mono

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"A couple buttons," she nodded. "Maybe a pretty bra?"

Re: Mono

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"And even if no one sees it, those sort of things make you feel pretty good, anyway," Angela pointed out. "I don't know how that works..."

Re: Mono

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Alright, I'm going to try it. I really want to go to homecoming," she said, grinning.

Re: Mono

[identity profile] flashesforinfo.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good luck, Sweetie," Angela told her. "I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you."

Re: Mono

[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thank you, Angela. I'll do the same for you!"