Phys Ed: Week 3, Period 2 (9/19)

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When students entered the Danger Shop this week, rather than a gym, they would find themselves transported to a lush green hillside. With a whole bunch of sheep.

As usual, Ronon started talking when he felt like it. "Okay, today you'll work with a partner to shear some sheep. Mc-my teammate said this is a traditional gym class for the Scottish people. Call it cultural gym or somethin.'" Ronon gestured to an area with all the necessary equipment for the process. "Grab some tools and some instructions and get started."

Ronon stopped himself from turning away. "Don't forget to dress out. Locker rooms are right behind you." Ronon himself was again wearing his standard leather ensemble.

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Re: Shear Sheep [9/16]

[intraspective]

She snickered, as she carefully starting moving towards the sheep. "Sheepie, sheepie, sheepie?"

Re: Shear Sheep [9/16]

[thatsamilkshake]

The maaaaah that followed sounded as nervous of them as Francine, frankly, was of the sheep. It didn't start running, though, which was good. Right?

"Gooood sheepie." Yes, for once, she was totally aware of how dumb she sounded.

Re: Shear Sheep [9/16]

[intraspective]

It was definitely good. Ino smiled reassuringly at the sheep, offering her hand to it smell, or whatever. What did sheep do? It wasn't like she'd noticed before.

"I'm not saying that," she muttered, inching closer.

Re: Shear Sheep [9/16]

[thatsamilkshake]

"Meeeeeeh," replied the sheep. *sheepmods*

"I think, um." Francine glanced at the instructions again, then tucked them into the waistband of her shorts. "We're supposed to grab it under the chin?" She'd lived in the country when she was little, but not actually on a sheep farm.

Re: Shear Sheep [9/16]

[intraspective]

"I have no idea," she said, "but alright, chin grabbing."

...

"That sounds weird."

Re: Shear Sheep [9/16]

[thatsamilkshake]

"They're kind of..." Francine lowered her voice. "Really dumb?" Because really dumb sheep totally understood English. "So if you grab them under the chin and pull their head up, they fall over."

Re: Shear Sheep [9/16]

[intraspective]

...

"...Seriously?"

That was even dumber than Naruto, and that was saying something.

Re: Shear Sheep [9/16]

[thatsamilkshake]

"It throws them off balance, I think." Not that Francine would have any reason to sympathize with that issue. Could she seriously grab a sheep, though? That was a different question.