Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period 2, Class #2

[sparklyvirgin.livejournal.com]

"Welcome back," Edward said when the students were seated. "Today we will be discussing the anatomy of the reproductive system. A few things first, though."

"We're dealing with some very personal subjects in this class. If you need to discuss something that you aren't comfortable bringing up in front of the other students, you can always talk to one of the teaching assistants." He turned his golden eyes to Marco and Joan. "Will you please stand up?" He turned back to the rest of the class. "Marco and Joan have volunteered to help us out. Please let them know if there's anything you need."

"In addition, Jennifer Sparks has informed me that she knows nearly everything there is to know about sex, so if you have any factual questions and I'm not available, I'm sure she'd be happy to help you out."

"And now, onto anatomy," Edward said. He nodded at the student nearest the door. "Will you please dim the lights?" The lights dim, he launched into a lecture on the reproductive system, using a number of slides to illustrate.

When he finished and the lights turned back on, he brought out five different plastic models of human reproductive systems.

"Now, let's see what you've learned. All the parts on these are numbered. On a sheet of paper, write down the numbers and the correct name of the part. I've only got five of these, so you'll have to work in groups. You are welcome to work together, but I want you each to turn in your own answers."

He then read off the group assignments and handed a plastic model to each group.

Group 1
Your model
Meg Powers
Blair Waldorf
Marco
Kaylee Frye

Group 2
Your model
Warren Peace
Claire Fisher
Kevin Archer
Amber Atkins

Group 3
Your model
Molly Carpenter
Angela Montenegro
Eric van der Woodsen
Toshiko Sato

Group 4
Your model
Chuck Bass
Cal Stephanides
Jenny Sparks
Triela

Group 5
Your model
Toby Moraitis
Joan Girardi
Gwen Cooper
Temari


[OOC: Updated syllabus and new OOC note, including detention info.

Handwave as much of the group work as you like.

Edward's lecture is a YouTube link. Assume that's just a portion of the lecture. For more details on the lecture, use the Wikipedia page. All links NWS due to genitals. Please wait for OCD. Play ball!]

Comments

Re: Group 2

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

"That's her cervix," Claire modded said. "You just got way past third base with a piece of plastic."

Re: Group 2

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

He poked it again and looked over at Toby. "So, wait, is this where the dude's pole would go?"

Re: Group 2

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

Clare considered it, then shrugged. Close enough. "Yeah, the vag is at that end and the other end's the uterus and ovaries."

Re: Group 2

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

He pulled his hand back. "Does the girl ever, you know, like, pee when they're doing it?"

He really was clueless.

Re: Group 2

[swipedthatfoot.livejournal.com]

"Only in really gross porn," Claire said, trying to decide if the guy was a virgin, gay, very dim, or some combination of the three.

Re: Group 2

[my-tragic-past.livejournal.com]

Kevin nodded; gross porn, he knew. "Yeah, sometimes, when I'm giving it to my boyfriend really hard, stuff slips out. It happens, but not that often, cause he's really clean and stuff."