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How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 08/11

"It's come to my attention that I've been ignoring the mail half of the modeling world with all this talk of dresses and make up and heels and humiliating turns on the catwalk..." Deadpool started. "So today is all about male models."

A beat.

"Something that I would assume is mythical if my T.A. wasn't one."

It was true. The only ones on TV were all on Bravo and none of them won.

"So today we're watching a movie to give you guys a better idea of what kind of life they lead. A documentary of sorts. Pay special attention to the really really ridiculously good looking one."

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Seely nodded. "Happened to Karal as well," he said. "Evey's a deer."

Aravis waved a hello to the rabbit with one paw.

"And Cal's a hyena," Romeo said. "I think this counts as an epidemic."

Dojima decided the big cat probably didn't want to eat her, and twitched her nose in return. They could play chase!

Aravis perked up and started squirming in Seely's grip, pretensions of dignity forgotten.

"Maybe there's something in the water," Seely said, letting Aravis down.

"Maybe it was Australia," Romeo theorized. "The bugs we could see were odd enough, who knows what we could not see?"

He gently set a very squirmy Dojima down. "If you get eaten, it is your own fault," he warned her. She wiggled her nose, as if to tell him not to be silly.

"Could have been," Seely agreed. "Which means that hopefully they'll start turning back soon. Good thing Karal didn't get attacked by that spider yesterday, or who knows what he would have turned into."

Aravis flicked her tail disdainfully at Romeo, as if she would ever do anything as uncouth as eat a classmate, before bounding towards Dojima.

"A spider priest," Romeo gloomily intoned. "A blind spider priest, even. I think that's a horror movie, right there."

He rubbed the back of his neck. "At least no one's ever gotten stuck." A beat. "have they?"

Dojima tossed a teasing glance at the leopard cub over her shoulder, then started bounding and zig-zagging through the classroom as fast as her wee bunny legs could carry her.

Seely shuddered. "Night of the Unliving Blind Spider Priests, sounds like one of those real old ones in black and white."

"I've never heard of getting stuck," he said. "Repeat occurrences, sure, but not getting stuck."

Aravis took off after Dojima, doing her best to catch with the bunny. Which might have been slightly more effective if she was a cheetah rather than a leopard.

"With the hunchbacked assistant lurching around," Romeo agreed, then turned his head just slightly to watch their girlfriends play.

"So I just have to wait for it to wear off," he said. "At least she seems happy."

"And we wouldn't even need to blow make-up money on that, since there's one in town," Seely said, and nodded. "Yeah, nothing worse than a cranky animal girlfriend. Especially one with claws."

"If she must be an animal, it's better she be the small and cuddly kind and not the large and clawed kind," Romeo said. "Though she does have a surprisingly vicious kick."

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"Those back legs do look pretty strong," Seely agreed. "Aravis acts like she doesn't like the cuddling, but the purring says otherwise. Like a car engine once she gets going."

Romeo bit back an urge to ask if that was par for the course even when Aravis was human. Seely was bigger than he was, after all.

"Yurika's pretty quiet," he said. "But she's been sleeping next to me, and without trying to steal the blankets."

Seely grinned at that, because awww. "Apparently I make a better mattress than the one on the actual bed."

Romeo grinned back, because that was pretty cute, too.

"Of course they'll deny everything when they're back to themselves."

"Say we were taking advantage of them not being able to talk back."

"And their unfortunate small size," Romeo concurred. "Though she put me in a ball when I was a shrew, so all's fair as I see it."

"Exactly, we're just looking out for them until they're people again."

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