How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 08/11

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"It's come to my attention that I've been ignoring the mail half of the modeling world with all this talk of dresses and make up and heels and humiliating turns on the catwalk..." Deadpool started. "So today is all about male models."

A beat.

"Something that I would assume is mythical if my T.A. wasn't one."

It was true. The only ones on TV were all on Bravo and none of them won.

"So today we're watching a movie to give you guys a better idea of what kind of life they lead. A documentary of sorts. Pay special attention to the really really ridiculously good looking one."

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With your most fierce pose!

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Watch the Movie

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Or talk about having the black lung.

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Romeo settled into his seat, rabbit on his lap so she could see the movie, and watched contentedly.

He wished he had popcorn.

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Chuck loved this movie. He leaned his head against his arms and actually stayed awake during the movie.

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Blair watched with amusement. She knew quite a few people like this.

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The bad guy in the movie reminded Warren uncannily of some of the villains from back home.

And the "the files are in the computer" part really helped to cement the fact that he was watching the movie looking for heroics, not for pointers on becoming a male model.

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At least there was no dressing up and parading around like a fool. Hannibal was kind of tired of that.

Thus, he paid attention. No, really.

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To her credit, it wasn't very far into the movie before Momoko realized that the teacher had used the words "of sorts" to mean "not at all." She rolled her eyes as she scratched out the few notes she'd taken. Putting her notebook away, Momoko pulled a pack of gummy bears from her bag and settled into a comfortable slouch to watch the rest of the film.

Talk to the Teacher

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Who, by the way, IS an ambi-turner.

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Romeo warily approached Deadpool after class. "Excuse me, I thought you might like to know Yurika Dojima is in class, she's just, well..." he held up the rabbit. "This is her."

Dojima wiggled her ears at him. Hi! Did he want to pet her? And wouldn't rabbits make an excellent runway accessory?

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Deadpool eyed the bunny warily for a moment. "I guess it's a decent excuse..."

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"It's the only one she has, " Romeo informed Deadpool. "And I think she paid attention during the movie."

He'd only heard her snoring wee rabbit snores once, maybe twice.

Yurika, for her part, tried to look impossibly cute and innocent.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...

Damn adorableness.

"Fine, but I expect her to be extra modely when she's human again!"

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Seely came by after class, carrying Aravis, who was glaring at him because this really was beneath her dignity.

"Professor? I thought you should know why Aravis missed class," he said.

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Romeo shot Seely a look. "You too?" he asked, holding up the rabbit to indicate what he meant.

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Seely nodded. "Happened to Karal as well," he said. "Evey's a deer."

Aravis waved a hello to the rabbit with one paw.

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"...is it an epidemic?" Deadpool's eyes widened comically. "OH EM GEE, It's the next invasion!"

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"If it is, it's cuter than all the other ones," Seely replied, earning himself another glare from Aravis, who was not at all cute, despite the fluffiness and the spots and the wee-ness.

OOC

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...I like Zoolander too much.

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"Don't you know a foamy latte makes me farty and bloated?!"

I just watched this movie on Saturday and goddammit I'm going to watch it again. After I get home from watching The Dark Knight for the 800th time, of course.

It's summer vacation, I'm allowed to spend my days doing these things.

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*snerk* PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE!