How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 08/04

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Deadpool was not a happy butterfly this good no-child filled morning.

Not in the slightest.

One might even go so far as to say he was grumpy. He was a comment away from giving everyone detention. Especially those whose names start with an 'H' and end with an 'annibal'.

"You kids designed dresses-- well, at least you should've-- and did some bad, bad makeup. So today you're puttin' them all together and strutting your stuff on the runway. Do a little turn on the catwalk. On the catwalk yay."

A beat.

"But no shaking your little tush on the catwalk. That's expressly forbidden."

He waved to a rack of dresses. "Get started!" But then he remembered something and almost looked gleeful. "But I have a very special dress for Mr. Hannibal King. As a gift for being the best babysitter around this weekend. Enjoy, kiddos."

Comments

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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"Still!" Little feet hurt just as much as big feet. "You tormented me!"

Not really. He was being dramatic.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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"Meet me at the gym in town on Wednesday and then we'll continue this lovely discussion."

A beat.

"Don't wear anything you'd worry about ripping."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

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"Oh...kay," he said and hoped this would just be like the physical fitness testing he hated. "I'll be there."