How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 08/04

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was not a happy butterfly this good no-child filled morning.

Not in the slightest.

One might even go so far as to say he was grumpy. He was a comment away from giving everyone detention. Especially those whose names start with an 'H' and end with an 'annibal'.

"You kids designed dresses-- well, at least you should've-- and did some bad, bad makeup. So today you're puttin' them all together and strutting your stuff on the runway. Do a little turn on the catwalk. On the catwalk yay."

A beat.

"But no shaking your little tush on the catwalk. That's expressly forbidden."

He waved to a rack of dresses. "Get started!" But then he remembered something and almost looked gleeful. "But I have a very special dress for Mr. Hannibal King. As a gift for being the best babysitter around this weekend. Enjoy, kiddos."

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Grumpily... or normally if you're Warren Peace.

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[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Yasutora Sado

Grab a dress!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

They're so terribly pretty, aren't they?

Re: Grab a dress!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal stared at the dresses and then at the insane pajama clad man who thought he was a teacher.

There was no way he was getting into that dress. It was pink and...gross and what the hell, what sane WOMAN would wear this piece of crap?

"No way," he muttered. holding up the pink monstrosity in front of him.

Re: Grab a dress!

[wannabehunter]

Jo started flipping through the dresses, eyeing the frillier ones warily.

Re: Grab a dress!

[withoutverona]

Romeo was ready to kill someone and held back only because he could not decide if Deadpool or himself was a more fitting target.

Eventually, he found a dress that was kind of like a long, sleeveless, Hawaiian shirt, especially if he squinted, or closed his eyes entirely.

Re: Grab a dress!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck picked a dress (http://www.bluefly.com/pages/products/zoom.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=2081301315&productCode=2112077&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=1213) that mostly covered him. He figured he couldn't get too much crap from Blair wearing it either.

Re: Grab a dress!

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Dōjima hummed happily as she flipped through the dresses. This would be fun!

Re: Grab a dress!

[gameknowsgame.livejournal.com]

Blair picked out a dress (http://www.bluefly.com/pages/products/detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=2065792947&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2091287525&N=2091287525&Ne=500000&Ns=Popularity|0||Product%2bCode|1&Nu=Product+ID), then set about finding the proper accessories.

Re: Grab a dress!

[heromaniac]

"Ah. So many beautiful dresses!" Momoko took her time looking through the dresses before finally settling on one that she really liked.

Re: Grab a dress!

[mouthy-ninja.livejournal.com]

Deidara actually had fun finding a dress (http://www.bluefly.com/pages/products/detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=2068260191&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2093169169&N=945&Nao=792&Ns=Popularity%7c0%7c%7cProduct%2bCode%7c1&Nu=Product+ID) this class.

It was pretty. In an entirely unmasculine way.

...What?

Do Your Turn on the Catwalk

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And please, do heckle each other!

Re: Do Your Turn on the Catwalk

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal hadn't put the dress on yet. Instead, it was draped over his shoulder.

"You look a lot less cute today," he said in Deadpool's general direction.

Re: Do Your Turn on the Catwalk

[wannabehunter]

Jo had chosen what she thought was a suitably tasteful dress, and was now just trying to get this over with as quickly as possible.

Re: Do Your Turn on the Catwalk

[withoutverona]

Romeo was trying to look as if he had been born wearing a dress, thank you very much. And his pout, well, that was model-appropriate, too.

Re: Do Your Turn on the Catwalk

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck was pouting like a pro when he walked down the catwalk. He was also trying to achieve that fake windblown look that Tyra loved so much.

Re: Do Your Turn on the Catwalk

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Piece of cake! Dōjima had found a decent evening gown (http://gemma-ward.com/photos/displayimage.php?album=159&pos=7) sans those mittens omg, and she was feeling quite pretty as she set out down the catwalk.

Re: Do Your Turn on the Catwalk

[gameknowsgame.livejournal.com]

Blair was more than prepared to get her fashion on. She had a reputation to live up to.

Re: Do Your Turn on the Catwalk

[heromaniac]

Momoko stumbled out and took a deep breath before continuing her walk. She'd been on a catwalk once a few years ago, but she was still very nervous. Especially since that time there'd been a monster attack mid-show. She didn't think Mojo Jojo had followed her to Fandom, but she'd still chosen a dress that allowed her to wear her power belt. She hoped it didn't get her in too much trouble.

Talk to the TA

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Who is probably so damn glad to be the TA right now.

Re: Talk to the TA

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad was relieved, yes, that he was a TA, but he was also starting to feel a little concerned. He was noticing that Senor Deadpool's curriculum was pretty gender biased. And not toward the gender that Senor Deadpool was.

And, okay, yeah, Chad understood that being a male in this career meant basically being an accessory, but still a little progression and equality would be nice here.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...he might get stabby, though.

He was in the mood for a nice, soothing psychotic break after the weekend.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal stuck around after class, keeping a nice chunk of distance between himself and Deadpool.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I hate that Pretty In Pink dress. It's so damn uggo.

Re: OOC

[crazypilotman.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more. It's friggin' pink potato sack. *shudder*