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How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 08/04

Deadpool was not a happy butterfly this good no-child filled morning.

Not in the slightest.

One might even go so far as to say he was grumpy. He was a comment away from giving everyone detention. Especially those whose names start with an 'H' and end with an 'annibal'.

"You kids designed dresses-- well, at least you should've-- and did some bad, bad makeup. So today you're puttin' them all together and strutting your stuff on the runway. Do a little turn on the catwalk. On the catwalk yay."

A beat.

"But no shaking your little tush on the catwalk. That's expressly forbidden."

He waved to a rack of dresses. "Get started!" But then he remembered something and almost looked gleeful. "But I have a very special dress for Mr. Hannibal King. As a gift for being the best babysitter around this weekend. Enjoy, kiddos."

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Grumpily... or normally if you're Warren Peace.

They're so terribly pretty, aren't they?

And please, do heckle each other!

Who is probably so damn glad to be the TA right now.

...he might get stabby, though.

He was in the mood for a nice, soothing psychotic break after the weekend.

I hate that Pretty In Pink dress. It's so damn uggo.

Yasutora Sado

Hannibal King

Hannibal stared at the dresses and then at the insane pajama clad man who thought he was a teacher.

There was no way he was getting into that dress. It was pink and...gross and what the hell, what sane WOMAN would wear this piece of crap?

"No way," he muttered. holding up the pink monstrosity in front of him.

Chad was relieved, yes, that he was a TA, but he was also starting to feel a little concerned. He was noticing that Senor Deadpool's curriculum was pretty gender biased. And not toward the gender that Senor Deadpool was.

And, okay, yeah, Chad understood that being a male in this career meant basically being an accessory, but still a little progression and equality would be nice here.

Hannibal hadn't put the dress on yet. Instead, it was draped over his shoulder.

"You look a lot less cute today," he said in Deadpool's general direction.

That would be Deadpool flicking a rubberband at him. "PUT THE DRESS ON, MONKEY!"

Edited 2008-08-04 14:36 (UTC)

"But still just as stubborn," he said, trying to dodge the rubberband. "Also, my name's not Monkey, WADE-Y."

Jo Harvelle

That wasn't a rubberband this time. That was a rather large and heavy book. "I'll kill ya slowly," He said as sweetly as possible.

"Ow, goddammit," he said, taking that book in the stomach. "And after I was so nice to you this weekend! You and your little girl legs."

Edited 2008-08-04 14:44 (UTC)

"I've got plenty more books," Deadpool replied.

Dōjima Yurika

"Hey, I thought we were friends," he said. "You remember what that word means now, dontcha? The one you didn't know."

Edited 2008-08-04 14:56 (UTC)

Andrew Wiggin

Viki

Off the catwalk, Ender wasn't heckling anyone.

He was just giving Hannibal a look, while he internally facepalmed about the sheer level of dumb on display (again).

It was his thing.

"YOU SMACKED A SEVEN YEAR OLD!"

A beat.

"AND ARE A PERVERT!"

Jo started flipping through the dresses, eyeing the frillier ones warily.

"You started it!" Hannibal exclaimed. "And you're a pansy!"

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