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Tyler Durden ([personal profile] tyler_gone) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-07-25 08:40 am
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Living On Your Own, Friday, Period 1

Tyler stood leaning against the front wall of the classroom as the students filed in and, once everyone seemed to be settled, he began.

"Hey. Happy Friday. Hope no one still has a speech impediment from talkin' like a pirate yesterday."

"Today we're talking about getting a job, which you will most likely need if you wanna live on your own unless you happen to have a couple extra thousand bucks lying around. (If you do, congratulations and don't forget to share the wealth.) The estimate I found online was that for an average adult in Alexandria, where the school is when it's not on a world tour, you need to earn almost $25,000 a year. That's not steak and new Prius money. That's cheap apartment, rice and beans, riding the bus money."

"The kind of job you're probably going to get starting out is not all that glamorous. Without qualifications, you can work retail, you can wait tables, you can do factory work -- which is kind of fun 'cause you get to be around big dangerous machinery. And, of course, not many of those jobs hit the $12 an hour you'd want."

"An easy way to get more money, and make your life a little more interesting, is to work night jobs. Yeah, you get on a vampire's schedule but the people are more interesting, you don't have to get out of bed at 6 a.m., and half the time they'll hire any warm body. That's how I ended up being a banquet waiter when I was first on my own."

"To find a job, first thing you wanna do is look at the want ads. Remember that there are a lot of scams out there, model usually means hooker, and you shouldn't have to pay anybody to get a job. Once you find something that you can do, you need to send in a resume or application." He reviewed how to write a resume or fill out an application. "And then you send it off and, most of the time, never hear back. But when you do hear back, that's the interview. My big tips for that are don't freak out, wear nice clothes, and smile and seem upbeat even if it makes you feel like a crazy person. Employers like the happy."

"Your assignment today is to find a job you think you'd be qualified for as of today and write an application for it, using this sample application. And if you have extra time, I will be happy to interview you for the jobs you applied for."

"Next week is cooking, so start thinking about food."

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[identity profile] rebelheartalien.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He could cook and mix drinks. This shouldn't be that hard, right?

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[identity profile] rebelheartalien.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hi", he said with a grin. "Yeah, I can make up drinks with the best of 'em. And cook."

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[identity profile] rebelheartalien.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"No", Michael said honestly. "But I can get one."

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[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Gavin picked up the phone and said, "Hello, sir, thank you very much for your consideration."

He figured he could start off on the right foot.

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[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Very much," Gavin said. He left out the part that he had one...kind of. "They're about the only people who have more energy than I do."

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[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"It wasn't organized like that," Gavin explained, "but me and friends of mine used to play a form of football in Beggar's Canyon. That's a place where I'm from. It was the desert so we had to make up games since there wasn't a lot of establishments to actually play games and sports at."

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[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
She would certainly try to impress Mr. Durden, and it helped that she had a bit of experience in the job she applied for.

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[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fast way to earn money and I've had some experience in the make-up department," she answered.

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[identity profile] minnesota-teen.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"I used to work in a morgue, making the dead look decent," she answered far too easily.
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[personal profile] intraspective 2008-07-25 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Ino was confident enough in her ability to do this job and would totally do her best to impress him.
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[personal profile] intraspective 2008-07-25 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Because I have years of experience in the industry," Ino said promptly. "And I'm energetic and cheerful."
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[personal profile] intraspective 2008-07-25 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Designing arrangements," she said, with a nod. "Anything someone wants to express in words, I can put together the right flowers to compliment that. From the very easy 'I love you' to the 'I cannot believe you did that, and I'm totally getting revenge on you.'"

A pause.

"And growing flowers. I haven't found anything yet that I can't take care of and have it flourish."

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[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
And, look at that, thanks to Cal's usual style, he was even a little dressed up. He just straightened his jacket, ran a hand through his hair, and drew in a deep breath. He wouldn't exactly say he was going to try impress, but he certainly wouldn't go out of his way to do bad, either.

"Hello, I'm here for the interview?"

Which was weird. He'd held two jobs, but never once interviewed. He usually just sort of fell into them.

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[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-07-25 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"I haven't any," Cal admitted, shrugging a bit, "but the ad said it wasn't necessary. I'd like to learn, though."