How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 07/07

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Once the class had all arrived, Deadpool narrowed his eyes at all of them.

"Gooood morning kiddos. First day of class, you know the drill." A beat. "Think of it as an audition tape for a reality show. Tell us all your hopes and dreams and nightmares, and why you can't go near the octopus at the aquarium because there's some horrible childhood trauma involving you father, a fifth of scotch and a tentacley fist-fight gone horribly wrong that ends with weird sucker shaped marks for weeks."

Deadpool cleared his throat.

"Not that I expect that to have happened. But man would that be fun..."

He pointed and snapped at the group of them. "Tell us all about you and why you're a fabulous model based on your life experiences and horrible trauma/disease that makes you plucky and full of vigor to do this anyway."

Comments

Re: Talk About Yourself

[peace_n_war]

Warren had to think this one over, himself.

"My father never mentioned one, no. But Captain America sounds like whoever he was, he'd have some sort of uncanny resemblance to Captain Stronghold."

So Warren hated this Captain America guy already by default.

Re: Talk About Yourself

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...no Stronghold that I know of. But Cap is kinda hard to forget. You know, created in World War II to fight Nazi's, frozen and then revived in the modern age to continue to save the world..."

Deadpool shook his head.

"Ringing aaaany bells?"

Re: Talk About Yourself

[peace_n_war]

Warren's head? Also being given a shake.

"None," he stated. "Should he?"

He was pretty sure he would have remembered seeing Captain America in a textbook somewhere, at least.

Re: Talk About Yourself

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Hmm. Crazy alternate universe. Ooo! Is there an edgy me with another name like... Killpool?"

Re: Talk About Yourself

[peace_n_war]

"Killpool?" Warren had to think for another moment. "There's Tigerman, The Commander and Jetstream, Sonic Boom, Mr. Medulla, Ron Wilson; Bus Driver..."

He shrugged. "Maybe the name's more different than that. What's your background? Vat of radioactive waste?"

Re: Talk About Yourself

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Subject of horrible genetic experimentations by a shadowy government agency that was trying to create a super-soldier."

Re: Talk About Yourself

[peace_n_war]

"Oh." Warren furrowed his eyebrows a little. "I think we were supposed to cover those in sophomore year. Sorry."

Re: Talk About Yourself

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"No worries!" He was far too cheerful about this. "We get t-shirts. 'I was part of the Weapon X Program and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'."