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How to Keep Your Neck in Modeling: A Mercenary's Guide to Fashion - Fifth Period - 07/07

Once the class had all arrived, Deadpool narrowed his eyes at all of them.

"Gooood morning kiddos. First day of class, you know the drill." A beat. "Think of it as an audition tape for a reality show. Tell us all your hopes and dreams and nightmares, and why you can't go near the octopus at the aquarium because there's some horrible childhood trauma involving you father, a fifth of scotch and a tentacley fist-fight gone horribly wrong that ends with weird sucker shaped marks for weeks."

Deadpool cleared his throat.

"Not that I expect that to have happened. But man would that be fun..."

He pointed and snapped at the group of them. "Tell us all about you and why you're a fabulous model based on your life experiences and horrible trauma/disease that makes you plucky and full of vigor to do this anyway."

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Fashionably!

Hopes, dreams, blah, blah, blah... You know the drill.

Who may be wondering how hard it would be to get a runway in the classroom.

Will be here and there all day. Yaaay, job hunting.

Andrew Wiggin

Romeo Montague

The teacher was a little disorienting. His words and movements seemed to carry him across the entire room and it was already giving Ender a slight headache. He supposed that this class's inclusion on his schedule was a joke, or maybe an attempt to rattle him. Fine.

"I'm Ender Wiggin," he said again, "and I don't know anything about models."

He wasn't telling a lie, and he hopefully wasn't going to jump out either. It was the best he could do.

"...which is why you're in the class, right?"

Yasutora Sado

Chuck Bass

"It says so on my schedule."

This was stupid.

Hannibal King

Deadpool continued to stare, waiting for more of an answer than that. "Aaaaand-?"

"That's it."

There was only a limited amount you could know about fashion if you'd never owned your own clothes to begin with. He didn't really see why he should have to start knowing, either, but it wasn't like it had been his choice anyway.

Hannibal couldn't believe his good luck. It was his buddy from the picnic and he was still wearing his pajamas.

"Hannibal King," he said, smirk firmly in place. "I don't model professionally only because I wouldn't want to show up all those people who worked so very hard to look like they do. Also, I like to eat."

Romeo decided to go for broke with this particular introduction -- something he could only blame on the mesmerizing qualities of Deadpool's mask and the fact modeling was as attractive to him as any other career option at the moment.

"I'm Romeo Montague," he began. "People have always told me I was pleasant to look at, so I suppose that is why I'm here. As for tragic backstory, I won't reveal that until sweeps week."

"I'm Yasutora Sado," Chad said, in the usual rumble. "I'm, uh, going to go into modeling after school. Err, I..." He cleared his throat a little; he was actually blushing a little under all that dark skin and hair. "First print ad started running," he admitted. "So I guess I kind am already modeling."

And, yes, he brought the magazine with him, but he wasn't going to show anyone unless they asked or demanded proof.

"Riiiight."

Deadpool looked around.

"Did you you narrative there? I coulda sworn someone is narrating."

Deadpool's grin was positively evil. "Oh, I'mma have fun with you in the class, Jr."

Dōjima Yurika

"Oooo! Someone here is thinking." Deadpool nodded in approval. "A for the day for you."

"So, you're the one with previous experience and therefore an unfair advantage?" Deadpool tapped his chin thoughtfully.

"Have you considered being a TA?"

"Now, now, I've never really been a teacher's pet," he chided, shaking his head, "and I'd hate to take that honor away from someone much more worthy."

It was really stupid. Why had he been sent here? Ender guessed the teacher wanted him to ask, and after a little moment of thinking about whether or not he should go along with it, he opted to sit back a little more and just watch him quietly. You won't confuse me.

"I wouldn't say pet, really," Deadpool replied. "More like... amusement monkey."

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