The History of Sex: Workshop 5, Period 3 (Thursday, June 12)

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When students entered the classroom, they would be faced with not only their teachers, but a projector as well.

"In our extensive research for this class, Ms. Bell and I came upon these images of actual alien races, potentially known to some of you." Seriously, Barney did research.

Yes! Freaky, weird alien-type things! Now, class, this was going to be an important sort of discussion, here, where they talked about the many advantages and disadvantages that the alien creatures would have, reproductively.

By which Tink totally meant that she wanted to play Hot or Not with a lot of alien pictures. Come on, children, it would be fun!

Barney dramatically clicked the remote on the projector. "Let's start with the elf. Sure, you ladies might think this one pretty. But guess what? He's prettier than even you!"

So pretty! So very serious and thinking about important things! So very, very gay! Seriously, Tink knew girls who could beat him up, and she meant femme girls at that.

Or how about this? Here was a creature not much bigger than Tink herself. She was pretty -- though not nearly as pretty as Tink, of course -- and she was the only female known of her race.

"Mmm, there's something about that blonde hair...and something else about how she's the town bicycle to hundreds of tiny blue dudes. Better triple bag it before going there," Barney could only hope they all understood that sentiment. "Now, it's your turn. Take a picture and give us at least one pro and one con to sleeping with the creature."

Make them interesting, children. Tink and Barney didn't give out assignments so that anyone would learn things. They wanted to be amused. So be amusing! Think of creative entries so that Tink and Barney did not fall asleep while reading their papers! Anyone who induced sleep was going to get an F-minus-minus-minus. She meant it, too.

"Translation: A is for Awesome, F is for Failure." Barney was such a good teacher.



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Comments

Re: The List of Pros and Cons [6/12]

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny picked the Elf.

It's very physically attractive, she observed. Always a plus. Unfortunately, I'm not actually sure if it's a boy or a girl, which could be a con for some. I'm okay with that. I'm flexible. A greater con would be that it doesn't look like it has a sex drive. Uninterested beings are really hard to get it on with. And all that hair could get in your mouth, which is gross.