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The History of Sex: Workshop 5, Period 3 (Thursday, June 12)

When students entered the classroom, they would be faced with not only their teachers, but a projector as well.

"In our extensive research for this class, Ms. Bell and I came upon these images of actual alien races, potentially known to some of you." Seriously, Barney did research.

Yes! Freaky, weird alien-type things! Now, class, this was going to be an important sort of discussion, here, where they talked about the many advantages and disadvantages that the alien creatures would have, reproductively.

By which Tink totally meant that she wanted to play Hot or Not with a lot of alien pictures. Come on, children, it would be fun!

Barney dramatically clicked the remote on the projector. "Let's start with the elf. Sure, you ladies might think this one pretty. But guess what? He's prettier than even you!"

So pretty! So very serious and thinking about important things! So very, very gay! Seriously, Tink knew girls who could beat him up, and she meant femme girls at that.

Or how about this? Here was a creature not much bigger than Tink herself. She was pretty -- though not nearly as pretty as Tink, of course -- and she was the only female known of her race.

"Mmm, there's something about that blonde hair...and something else about how she's the town bicycle to hundreds of tiny blue dudes. Better triple bag it before going there," Barney could only hope they all understood that sentiment. "Now, it's your turn. Take a picture and give us at least one pro and one con to sleeping with the creature."

Make them interesting, children. Tink and Barney didn't give out assignments so that anyone would learn things. They wanted to be amused. So be amusing! Think of creative entries so that Tink and Barney did not fall asleep while reading their papers! Anyone who induced sleep was going to get an F-minus-minus-minus. She meant it, too.

"Translation: A is for Awesome, F is for Failure." Barney was such a good teacher.

[ooc:liiiiiiinks to the max!]

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With your most canon-rific icon!

Gwen Cooper

Kaylee Frye

Ron Weasley

Jenny Sparks

Edited 2008-06-12 04:58 (UTC)

Reno

Lois Lane

Gladys

Cindy Mackenzie

Yamanaka Ino

Andros

Francine Peters

Kevin Archer

Toby Moraitis

Sokka

Dean Winchester

Brooke Davis

Sam Winchester

Alec

React to the images before you know you have to write about them.

Toby stared at the images, jealous of the elf-dude. His hair was so shiny. He totally had to use some sort of professional lacquer.

Pick an alien. Debate the pros and cons of making sweet, sweet love to it.

Centauri (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/Tink/class/hotornot/centauri.jpg) (these are the bendy-chest-penis creatures from last week. Centauri is fully dressed and this pic is worksafe, honest.)
Dwarf (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/Tink/class/hotornot/dwarf.jpg)
Elf (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/Tink/class/hotornot/elf.jpg)
Ferengi (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/Tink/class/hotornot/ferengi.jpg)
Half-Giant (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/Tink/class/hotornot/halfgiant.jpg)
Halfling (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/Tink/class/hotornot/halfling.jpg)
Smurf (female) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/Tink/class/hotornot/smurfette.jpg)
Vulcan (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/Tink/class/hotornot/vulcan.jpg)
Wookiee (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Rellyjean/Tink/class/hotornot/wookiee.jpg)

Jenny picked the Elf.

It's very physically attractive, she observed. Always a plus. Unfortunately, I'm not actually sure if it's a boy or a girl, which could be a con for some. I'm okay with that. I'm flexible. A greater con would be that it doesn't look like it has a sex drive. Uninterested beings are really hard to get it on with. And all that hair could get in your mouth, which is gross.

Edited 2008-06-12 05:04 (UTC)

Reno picked the Wookiee.

Perfect for all them freaks who ever had fantasies involving the family dog.

...

Freaks.

Gladys stared at the list and the pictures.

I Believe The Vulcan Would Approach The Matter With The Seriousness -- And Decorum -- It Deserves.

It was the best she could do, given that golems...didn't.

Edited 2008-06-12 10:03 (UTC)

Gwen frowned at the picture of the Halfling.

...I think I used to date a guy like that.>

Francine can't do not-boring when it comes to men.

She tried, seriously, but the best she could get was ~~Pro: The elf guy is really, really smoking hot. And I like blonds. Con: There's no way he would ever buy me dinner, let alone sleep with me.~~

Borrrrrring.

So she gave amusing her best shot: Pro: The Smurf (female) has pretty shoes. And I like blonds. Con: I would squish her! Plus I don't like girls that way.

Kevin was pretty sure he had slept with that elf already, or at least some dude who looked an awful lot like him.

If the elf dude is who I think he is -- FREAK. Nough said.

Toby lingered on the picture of the Wookiee.

Totally good if you're into bear culture. But woah bad for getting pubs stuck in your teeth.

Sokka didn't pick any of the pictures.

Pros:
Pretty freaky, right there.

Cons:
1) Most of these are guys. I'm not into guys like that.
2) All of them are freaky-looking. Seriously, even if I WERE into guys, I wouldn't do any of them. Well, maybe. Probably not. Even if it WOULD be pretty freaky.
3) What are you, some kind of weirdos?
4) What happened to all the hot green-skinned alien babes that you see on Galaxy Quest? Can we get some of them?

The Vulcan caused Ino to stare, and blink at it for a few minutes before giggling a lot. Seriously. He'd totally stolen Lee's hair-style. Or maybe it was the other way around? Either way, Ino was giggling and sleeping with that one was so not happening.

Eventually she went with the Elf.

He's pretty, she wrote, but he's so pretty you can't even tell really if he's actually a he which might lead to some really embarrassing moments if you're wrong. But, assuming that you're not, and he is a he then you've still got a few issues. (Not, mind, that there's anything wrong if he's not a he, but I prefer guys so...)

Do you really want a guy who'll spend more time in the bathroom getting ready than you will? Because, seriously? He so does. That's a total con right there. Ugh.

Oh, this was easy, because wow was Brooke not considering like 95% of those. She settled on the elf:

PROS: Very hot. And not prettier than me, thanks.

CONS: Possibly gay. Might need a lot of alcohol all the way around.

Neither of whom have ever slept with aliens, as far as we know.

Dawn was there, reading the handouts and trying to figure out whether Sam was most like a half-giant or a hairless wookiee.

So far, the wookiee was winning.

Talk to them. They're bored.

Bored. So bored. Bored. Bored. Bored.

Sokka thumped Ron on the shoulder and pointed at the screen. "Hey, is that one a picture of your girlfriend?"

Ron scowled at Sokka. "I don't have a girlfriend," he grunted.

"Wait... are you talking about that blue thing? Please."

"Seriously? You're dating the 6-inch-tall blue thing? WOW. I was just making a stupid joke."

"I didn't say that!" Ron flailed. "I was just saying I would date anything like that!"

Sokka stroked his chin and contemplated the picture.

"That's... a really interesting fetish you've got there. What is it about her that gets you going? The blue? Her tiny little size? The fact that you'll never have her?"

Ron gave Sokka a warning glare.

"Keep talking that way and you're going to regret it."

No seriously, bored.

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The History of Sex: Workshop 5, Period 3 (Thursday, June 12)

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