Criminal Justice Class 8

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Fluff class today. That's better than the No Class that I was expecting, though.]

*Tick is at the podium, as normal. Well, as normal as ever. He looks slightly worn out, as if he had been struggling with something.*

Egads! Writing a test is TOUGH!

I'm a little pressed for time today, but I wanted to work on one of your less developed Justice-related skills: metaphors. A cunning metaphor when talking to someone after stopping an evildoer can help build your reputation as a the Surfboard of Righteousness on the Gnarly Wave of Lawlessness! Grab that curl, students, and hang ten!

So today's discussion is to come up with a metaphor to complete one of the following sentences:

*Justice is...

*Professor The Tick is...

*Crime is...

And remember, extra credit bird calls are still being accepted, and our first exam will take place a week from today.

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory takes her usual seat at the back, wondering idly if she even wants to raise the question of the metaphors these kids would come up with for her.

[ooc: Reposted because 'meatphors' - no a word. Also, if you want Tick to take off or something, because I know you have a thing IRL, Rory can handle the class if you want.]

[can_be_more]

Crime is... bad?

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Um... thinks...

"Professor The Tick is the shiny Gold Glint on the Treasure of Justice"?

[phases-of-kitty.livejournal.com]

Kitty chews on her pencil and considers.

"Justice is a beacon of light in the dark chaos of society?" she suggests.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Archie puts his chin in his hands and thinks for a long while. Unfortunately, he keeps coming back to the same theme, but it works.

"Crime is . . . the bilgewater that will sink a ship if you don't man the pumps regularly."