Criminal Justice Class 8

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[OOC: Fluff class today. That's better than the No Class that I was expecting, though.]

*Tick is at the podium, as normal. Well, as normal as ever. He looks slightly worn out, as if he had been struggling with something.*

Egads! Writing a test is TOUGH!

I'm a little pressed for time today, but I wanted to work on one of your less developed Justice-related skills: metaphors. A cunning metaphor when talking to someone after stopping an evildoer can help build your reputation as a the Surfboard of Righteousness on the Gnarly Wave of Lawlessness! Grab that curl, students, and hang ten!

So today's discussion is to come up with a metaphor to complete one of the following sentences:

*Justice is...

*Professor The Tick is...

*Crime is...

And remember, extra credit bird calls are still being accepted, and our first exam will take place a week from today.

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Rory takes her usual seat at the back, wondering idly if she even wants to raise the question of the metaphors these kids would come up with for her.

[ooc: Reposted because 'meatphors' - no a word. Also, if you want Tick to take off or something, because I know you have a thing IRL, Rory can handle the class if you want.]

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[OOC: What's a meatphor? Eating! < rimshot >

The RL stuff was last night, so I didn't think I'd get a chance to come up with my class post before today. Inspiration hit me at 5:30 AM, though. So class should proceed as normal, unless I fall asleep the minute I get home due to having stuff last night and waking up at 5:30. That might happen.]

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[ooc: Oh, I knew it was coming...

But yeah - I pulled an all-nighter myself last night, because I am a loser college student who procrastinates. I turned in the damn paper around 8 this morning...and then JUST woke up. Hence the typos.]

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[OOC: Oh, I remember those days. I think I started a total of two papers before the night before they were due. That includes the times when I had two papers due on the same day. Ah, memories. :)

Go. Get some more sleep. You earned it.]