Criminal Justice Class 8

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[OOC: Fluff class today. That's better than the No Class that I was expecting, though.]

*Tick is at the podium, as normal. Well, as normal as ever. He looks slightly worn out, as if he had been struggling with something.*

Egads! Writing a test is TOUGH!

I'm a little pressed for time today, but I wanted to work on one of your less developed Justice-related skills: metaphors. A cunning metaphor when talking to someone after stopping an evildoer can help build your reputation as a the Surfboard of Righteousness on the Gnarly Wave of Lawlessness! Grab that curl, students, and hang ten!

So today's discussion is to come up with a metaphor to complete one of the following sentences:

*Justice is...

*Professor The Tick is...

*Crime is...

And remember, extra credit bird calls are still being accepted, and our first exam will take place a week from today.

Comments

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Bunny... plate? Well, you certainly get a "Keen" for effort! And for showing up.

Although "Crime is like..." indicates that you used a simile. If it were just "Crime is a polar bear..." it would be a true metaphor. But, still, you've come far in pretty much no time! Brava!

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They're bad, which is why Janet broke them all, I think. I don't know.

Crime is a polar bear, white and fuzzy like a bunny plate!

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Well done, Aeryn! Even I have no clue what it means, so it must be good!

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*is proud*