Intergalactic Justice, Tuesday Period One

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"Gooood morning, children," Jim greeted the class, in classic upbeat fashion. "Today? Cows!"

He had a preoccupation, yes. As did the farmland area that the Danger Shop had adopted as its form du jour, featuring a herd of cows that was truly stellar in size.

"...And plans. Planning is a very important part of exacting justice across the universe," he said, holding up a finger, "Because you don't want to end up caught stuck between the Dangerous Zone of Great Danger and a black hole without some kind of 'plan'." He made the airquotes accordingly. "Make sure you have a lot of these 'plans', because things never really go the way you want them to go. And remember always, always-- have a plan B."

He took out his (still simulated) blaster. "EAT! DIRT!"

One of the cows got pulverized in the ensuing onslaught. He spun the blaster, blew the complete lack of smoke from the barrel, and shoved it back. "Buuuuut there's always the hope it won't get to that." He didn't sound too hopeful about it, really. "For today's assignment, you have to plan. And work as a team. My suggestion is you find someone who compliments your strengths, weaknesses, and makes a mean omelette just in case you and your little buddy get a little hungry travelling through the universe."

He brushed away a tear. "I MISS PETER."

And composed himself. "--Anyway, we're under attack, so pick a cow or two, herd them down over towards that catapult over there, and launch them. Trust me, you'll find it's great thinking ahead later!"

It wouldn't be.

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[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

IN HERDS!

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[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

MOOOOOOOO.

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[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi Wildman

Listen to the Lecture

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

Boggle, make notes, talk notes...

Re: Listen to the Lecture

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka sat and listened to the lecture with a big grin on his face. The day that he needed to take notes in this workshop would be the day Jim stopped being SO! INTENSELY! AWESOME!

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[futureclone]

Alex just sort of...stared.

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[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Jen leaned over and muttered, "Bet Captain Logan didn't know about the faculty before he sent you here, huh?"

Re: Herd Cows!

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi listened to the lecture but she didn't really attempt to take notes since she had a feeling that they would be kind of useless in this case.

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[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter was totally boggling since he was right here. Also he hadn't thought that he and the teacher had bonded that much.

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[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle looked...slightly confused, her head tilting as she accessed the fact that they were certainly going to be catapulting bovines.

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[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

Jen was really starting to wonder about Jim's cow fascination. Seriously.

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[nottheclone.livejournal.com]

Wes's expression is still pretty firmly set on 'boggle'.

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[ihaveniceteeth.livejournal.com]

Again with the cows. There was something not quite right with this teacher.

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[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco made plans. They probably had nothing to do with what the teacher was thinking of.

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[bob-ofhydra.livejournal.com]

Bob just wasn't following the whole cow thing so he just fell sleep on his desk.

He began to snore shortly afterwards.

"Oh....yeah....Allison....Come....to daddy....ummm...yeahhh....outlaaaaw...." Bob unconsciously muttered in and between then snoring and the drooling.

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[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

Alice wondered for a moment how many times one would need a catapult, and how many times one would conveniently discover one nearby. The odds of both occurring at the same time seemed low.

Herd Cows!

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

In teams of two. Make that plan! Herd those cows!

And catapult them.

Re: Herd Cows!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

While Sokka waited for a partner, he picked up a big stick and started poking at the cows.

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[futureclone]

Alex looked around for a partner. And continued boggling and wondering what any of this had to do with justice. They were cows.

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[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi waited for a partner.

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[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"Can someone explain to me," Turtle muttered weakly as she considered the assignment, "exactly why we're sending perfectly good beef into enemy lines? You're supposed to cut off food supply, not inflate it..."

Talk to Jim

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

He's fighting a butterfly's incessant attempts to sit on his head.

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[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Marco showed up with a bag with a goldfish in it.

OOC

[notjustaworm.livejournal.com]

*flops* I hate philosophy. Have cows, instead.

Re: OOC

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

Ino's skipping class! (Which, la, you already knew, but shhhh.)