Detention [5.04.08] - Saturday 800 to 1300 (the Danger Shop)

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

Harriet was looking suspiciously bright-eyed this morning as the detention-goers arrived. "Good morning. Today you're going to experience a little taste of Britain's ancient past. Possibly her imaginary past, but never mind. Today, each one of you is going to be Arthur, King of the Britons, and venture forth on a sacred quest for the Holy Grail."

She smiled at each of them in turn, looking far too amused. "It might not go quite as you expect it to," she added, then shooed them off. "Just go through that door to change into appropriate costume. Oh, and those of you with powers of any kind are not to use them. You are to approach this exercise as if you were an ordinary, non-magical, non-mutant, non-gifted human being. Arthur began his quest with only the blessing of God and strength of arms. You are to do the same."

Amber Atkins
Jaina Solo
Jenny Sparks
Romeo Montague
Ronan Nolan

Sokka

[ooc: YAY WE HAVE OCD! And instructions in the OOC thread.

definitely wait for the OCD

]

Comments

Re: A stroll through the woods

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Now it was time for Sokka to glare at the Black Knight and stomp closer to him. "PLEASE tell me he was a bad guy?"

Re: Oh look, a castle

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

The man noticed him and called out in an outrageous French accent, "Allo! Who is eet skulking around zee castle?"

Re: A stroll through the woods

[solo_sword]

"Excuse me," she said again, a little louder in case the helmet obstructed his hearing. "I'd like to get through... please."

Re: Oh look, a castle

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

"Allo! Who is eet who is asking after zee grail?" It was a truly outrageous French accent.

Re: Oh look, a castle

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

"Allo! Who is eet who is asking after zee grail?" It was a truly outrageous French accent.

Re: Oh look, a castle

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

"Allo! Who is eet who is asking after zee grail?" It was a truly outrageous French accent.

Re: A stroll through the woods

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

"None shall pass." Which was not, precisely, an answer to the question, but he sounded very firm on the subject.

Re: A stroll through the woods

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

The Knight moved to block her, sword raised. "None shall pass."

Re: Blather at Harriet

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"...But it's the part where London is, right?"

Re: A stroll through the woods

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

His hearing was fine; his thinking might be questionable. "None shall pass."

Re: A stroll through the woods

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"You are not SERIOUSLY going to tell me you killed somebody because he walked the wrong direction???"

Re: Oh look, a castle

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

"I'm Arthur, King of the Britons," she called up to him. "I'm searching for the grail!"

Re: A stroll through the woods

[solo_sword]

Yeah, she was going to have to do the sword thing, wasn't she? "You sure about that?" she asked.

Re: A stroll through the woods

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

Amber unsheathed her sword. "I'm a king on a quest! You shall let me pass!"

This was fun!

Re: Oh look, a castle

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka looked around for anyone else and raised an eyebrow. "Uh... Me. Do you have it?"

Re: Hmmm, rocky terrain

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it wasn't to be, and the horny guy sent another burst of highly unlikely looking fiery explosion off in a random direction. "I am a great enchanter!" he yelled. BOOOM! "Seek ye the grrrail?"

It seemed to be the day for outrageous accents; this was a Scottish accent nearly as outrageous as the French had been.

Re: Hmmm, rocky terrain

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

The horny guy sent another burst of highly unlikely looking fiery explosion off in a random direction. "I am a great enchanter!" he yelled. BOOOM! "Seek ye the grrrail?"

It seemed to be the day for outrageous accents; this was a Scottish accent nearly as outrageous as the French had been.

Re: Hmmm, rocky terrain

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

"Aye, you be a wise lad indeed!" The horny guy sent another burst of highly unlikely looking fiery explosion off in a random direction. "I am a great enchanter!" he yelled. BOOOM! "Seek ye the grrrail?"

It seemed to be the day for outrageous accents; this was a Scottish accent nearly as outrageous as the French had been.

Re: Hmmm, rocky terrain

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

"Doubt ye my power?" The horny guy sent another burst of highly unlikely looking fiery explosion off in a random direction. "I am a great enchanter!" he yelled. BOOOM! "Seek ye the grrrail?"

It seemed to be the day for outrageous accents; this was a Scottish accent nearly as outrageous as the French had been.

Re: Hmmm, rocky terrain

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Possibly. If I were to tell you yes, would you know where it was?"

Re: Hmmm, rocky terrain

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

"No, I can see it for myself," she replied, still in a bit of an awestruck daze. "Oh, yah! I seek it! Do you know where it is?"

Re: A stroll through the woods

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

The Black Knight raised his sword. "NONE shall pass."

Re: A stroll through the woods

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

"NONE shall pass." The Black Knight swung his sword overhand at her.

Re: A stroll through the woods

[idontlooktired.livejournal.com]

He raised his sword, flashing it in the air between them. "NONE shall pass."

Re: A stroll through the woods

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Okay, okay, I get it. You're the guardian of this bit of dirt, and no one can get by. Gotcha. None shall pass. ...Which makes Greenie kinda dumb, huh?"

Sokka shrugged, backed up a few dozen yards, and started walking around the knight in a wide circle.