http://last-mizrahi.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] last-mizrahi.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-03-11 11:06 pm
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Ye Shall Be As Gods? – Class 9, Period 3

On the walls today were several blown up pictures of Gnosis. Juli was mildly irritated with the pictures, they weren’t the quality she was used to working with, but really it was the best she’d been able to do.

Getting her computer which, like her, had come from the far future, to work at all with a printer from the current period of time had been a battle and a half. It would do. She eyed her class, counting heads, and waiting for as many of them to be seated as were showing up today. At least, and here she was mildly amused, there were no sparkle-balls in her class this week.

“We’ll be talking about monsters today,” Juli said, “the pictures on the walls are monsters from my home universe. We called them Gnosis. Their chemical composition is that of mere table salt and water—and their touch is enough to turn a human to salt. In very rare cases though, for whatever reason, a human who is touched by a Gnosis is turned not to salt but into a Gnosis themselves. They are not natural. They were drawn into my home universe by a madman.” Joachim Mizrahi.

Her husband. Juli’s eyes narrowed slightly but that was all the reaction that showed.

She clasped her hands together in front of her. “We have discussed genetic mutation before, but in this case I am not interested in those mutations that have been used for good. Monsters, by very definition, are destructive.”

“What monsters are there in your worlds? Why would you consider them to be monsters? What, in your experience, would you figure is the reason anyone would create monsters? These are your questions for today. Group up, however you will, and go over them, please.”

[Wait for the OCD is up! Yay!]

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[identity profile] redintraining.livejournal.com 2008-03-12 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
WHALES THAT TURN PEOPLE INTO SALT. That's just... wow. Sky isn't too surprised (it wasn't in his season, but one Power Rangers Turbo episode had the heroes being BAKED INTO A GIANT PIZZA), but that's a new one to me. XD
Edited 2008-03-12 04:23 (UTC)
intraspective: (ooc)

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[personal profile] intraspective 2008-03-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
...Baked into a pizza? *giggles* SPACE WHALES! Heeeee.

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[identity profile] bridge-carson.livejournal.com 2008-03-12 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
People have also been turned into cardboard cutouts! Or dolls! Or... stamps.
intraspective: (huh?)

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[personal profile] intraspective 2008-03-12 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
...Stamps?

*blinkblink*

So... uh... what would've happened, do you think, if any of them got licked and stuck to a letter and sent overseas?

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[identity profile] redintraining.livejournal.com 2008-03-12 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
They'd change back into a very confused and very sticky human when the monster was blown up?

Oh, there was also the S.P.D. episode where people got turned into fuel. That... was a little freaky, actually.

ETA: And the two-parter where people got turned into dolls.
Edited 2008-03-12 05:15 (UTC)

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[identity profile] time-flyer-5.livejournal.com 2008-03-12 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
And then from my season of PR canon, there was the monster whose ability was to PIMP YOUR RIDE.

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[identity profile] sound-loyalty.livejournal.com 2008-03-13 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
I remember the giant frog in the original series that actually ATE people...

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[identity profile] im-afrog.livejournal.com 2008-03-12 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
T.J. is scarred for life! ;)
multiplez: (no nifty copies)

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[personal profile] multiplez 2008-03-13 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but our season regularly sticks people in tiny cards. We can't talk.

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[identity profile] palestshadow.livejournal.com 2008-03-12 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Naminé's canon had a space whale that ate a gummi ship, and then Our Heroes had to rescue a puppet from stomach juices and have a meaningful conversation about his conscience.

Rikku does not want to talk about the space whale in hers.

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[identity profile] death-of-hope.livejournal.com 2008-03-12 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got flying robots named after drum machines, the most destructive force in the universe manifests as giant rainbow donuts, and the deadliest pilot is a girl addicted to strawberry jam and hoop skirts.

I'm still trying to find an aspect of Eureka SeveN that isn't made of pure crack.