Saturday Morning, Detention--Danger Shop

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

In a surprisingly neat hand, the following list had been posted to the door:

Detention: Saturday, February 23

Eve Levine
John Sheppard
Karal Austreben
Liir Thropp
Teyla Emmagan
Yasutora "Chad" Sado

Vala was grinning as they entered, then locked the door behind them. "Good morning, my minions. Welcome to a life of freedom and debauchery, at least until lunch, when you return to your normal everyday routines, which anywhere other than Fandom would be quite dull."

[ooc: OCD a'comin' is up. Play away! ETA: Oops. So, yeah. I forgot to mention that any tools are fully available and moddable.]

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Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

"Forgive me. This is the first time I've ever had my booty examined," he said apologetically. "Umm, is the biting usual?"

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

"Only among the more discerning purveyors of booty," she told him proudly. "Don't worry, you'll learn. I'm sure there are many people who will be happy to enlighten you."

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal wasn't so sure of that, but he nodded. "Is my booty of a high enough quality for you?"

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

She couldn't take it anymore, not could she answer the question without getting either fired or arrested. "Karal? How good is your Earth-slang?"

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

He blinked at the question in surprise. "My Earth-slang?" he repeated. "It's tolerable, I guess. It's not something I've ever given much thought to."

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

"There's more than one meaning to the word booty," she told him. "One unrelated to properly-gotten gains and dealing more with one's...posterior area."

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal frowned in confusion.

And then he figured it out.

And then he re-ran the entire conversation in his head.

The blush started at his toes and travelled up his whole body while he covered his face with his hands. Oh, Sunlord. "Could the floor please open up and swallow me now?" he asked plaintively. "Please?"

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

"It's not a feature I programmed in," she said apologetically.

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

The only response Karal could manage was a squeaky noise as handle my booty flashed across his mind.

He kept his face buried in his hands.

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

"I thought you knew," she said, shaking her head and trying not to laugh.

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

And now he was peeking at her from between his fingers. "Me? You thought I'd say those things if I knew booty meant, meant..." He couldn't say it, and he went even redder.

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

"I admit it was a bit odd, but I thought that you had been temporarily seduced by the allure of tight black leather and a life of crime," she explained.

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

He made that squeaky noise again and dropped his hands, looking at her with wide eyes. "Me?"

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

"Stranger things have happened?"

No, they really hadn't.

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure they really haven't," he muttered, then looked at her with hopeful eyes. "May I go now?"

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[spacepiratevala.livejournal.com]

"Fly, be free, go, shoo, whatever," she waved him off. "Don't be a martyr."

Re: Earn a Living--Part III

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

"Thank you," he breathed gratefully, and scampered off, barely even registering the rest of what she'd said.