sith_happened: (Anakin: i have a lightsaber whee)
Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-02-13 10:52 pm
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Ethics [Thursday, February 14]

Today the class was meeting in the Danger Room.

It was Valentine's Day and Anakin couldn't leave for Connecticut until class was over. So it wasn't a coincidence that today's class could get most of the students fake killed in nasty ways.

"Welcome to your midterm," Anakin said, pacing across the flight deck of a ship. Behind him, thousands of pricks of lights showed that a space battle had been paused for him to talk. "Today, you will get to be Jedi."

His eyes went flat. "Or try, anyway. Your mission," he said, striding over to a three-dimensional schematic of the ship, "is to rescue the Chancellor of the Republic, who has been kidnapped by a General Grievous, the leader of a Separatist movement. There's also another fearsome warrior aboard, a Lord of the Sith named Count Dooku. He is not to be underestimated. He took my arm off when I was 20."

He shrugged it off.

"Regardless. You will be paired up and rescue the Chancellor. Alive, please. Your mission is to fight past the droids, and the Sith Lord, get back on a different ship and the hell off of this one as quickly as possible."

He waved his hand towards the control panel. The students would now find themselves in brown robes and holding unlit lightsaber hilts. They would work like the real things, but only in the Danger Room.

Their reflexes, regrettably, were what they had come in with.

"Try not to die," Anakin said, "and for the love of the Force, don't do stupid things with your lightsabers like try to skewer your classmates or write your name in the floor." He then listed off the pairings:

Harvelle, Jo & Hammond, Evey
Anemone & Wells, Andrew
Atkins, Amber & Sato, Hoshi
Austreben, Karal & Emmagan, Teyla
Dresden, Harry & Montague, Romeo
Fray, Melaka & Rikku
Lang, Lana & Halliwell, Wyatt
Levine, Eve & Levine, Savannah
Park, Adam & Roberts, Summer
Reno & Sparks, Jenny
Price, Adah & Skywalker, Anakin
raspberryturk: (Raspberry!)

Re: Meet up with your partner!

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2008-02-14 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
"The weapon I'm good with tends to fry things extra-crispy." He gave a shrug of his shoulders. "Doesn't mean I can't beat the crap out of things with whatever this thing is supposed to be, yo."

Like smacking people around with a shiny stick. He could handle that.
ashockingbitch: (Jenny and Reno)

Re: Meet up with your partner!

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-02-14 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Let's go kick some arse, then, shall we?" Jenny suggested.
raspberryturk: (Cynic Radio)

Re: Meet up with your partner!

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2008-02-14 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Sounds like a plan, yoto," Reno agreed.
ashockingbitch: (Jenny and Reno)

Re: Meet up with your partner!

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-02-14 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Jenny gestured toward a hatch. "After you. The sooner we get this over with the sooner I can get out of these sodding clothes."
raspberryturk: (Cocky)

Re: Meet up with your partner!

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2008-02-14 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Reno just laughed as he made a run for it.