Driver's Ed [Wednesday, Period Four]

[doubleohblonde]

This week the Dangershop was set up with a comprehensive obstacle course, however rather than last week's Bentley, there was a boxy looking, lime green car at the start of the course. After all, even in simulations, Bond wasn't going to let anyone near a car like that without knowing they could handle it.

"Good afternoon, class," Bond began, leaning against the car door. "Today follows on somewhat from last week's class, allowing me to see your level of driving ability as you take the car around the course. Now, the thing to remember is that today I merely want to see how well you handle the car, it's not a race, you're not going to get points for flashiness, or have them taken away for crashing. Unless of course, you crash while attempting something smart. Please don't try that."

After demonstrating the proper way to take the course, Bond moved over to the passenger seat of the car.

"Now, who's first?"

[ooc: wait for OCD is up!]

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Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond's fingers tightened on the dash. "Of course I know how!"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

"Then why is it a problem?"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

"How many times have you driven a car before?"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Aravis just gave him a look. "...this is my first."

The "Can't you tell, moron?" went unsaid.

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond shot her a glare. "Which is exactly why it's a problem."

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Aravis just shrugged.

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

"Well, forgive me for not wanting to see you dead by the side of a road," Bond snapped. "Clearly that would be a desirable outcome for everyone."

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Aravis hit the brakes again.

"Clearly I can stop the car," she pointed out, looking annoyed.

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

"And what if you couldn't stop fast enough?" He asked flatly. "What then?"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

"But I can," she said stubbornly.

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

"Can you? What if there was someone on the road ahead of you?"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

"Then I would pass them."

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

"Lying on the road," Bond clarified.

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

"Why would anyone be lying in the road?" she asked, staring.

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

"Because someone tied them up and left them there."

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

"...why?"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

"Because they thought it would be a smashing great idea, that's why!"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

"...then they deserve to be hit by a car."

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond's voice was cold and cutting as he asked "For having the misfortune to be attacked?"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

"For lying down in the road!"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

"I just told you she didn't have a choice in the matter, you silly chit."

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Aravis slammed on the brakes. "What did you call me?"

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond managed to keep glaring even through the sudden stop. "I called you a silly little girl, one who's apparently unable to comprehend anything I tell her."

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

"I'm not. You're a mean old man who talks in circles," she replied coolly.

Re: Take The Course - Driver's Ed [Week Two]

[doubleohblonde]

"What is so circular about a group of thugs accosting a young lady, then tying her up and dumping her on a road where where anyone could run over her?"