Love Smart: Period 2, Week 14

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney greeted his students with sharp pencils, test papers, and an alternative.

"As you should know, unless you've been living under a rock the past few weeks, the time has come for you to show what you've learned in this class in the form of a final exam. Now, I've been watching a lot of public television while avoiding my bookie, and I've learned some things about alternative assessments." Barney leaned a hand on the podium. "Which is why I'm giving you another assessment opportunity." Not that he thought any of them had the balls to take the easy way out.

"If you birthday suit up and streak through the town at any point today and I hear about it on radio, you'll earn an automatic A for the course, despite your attendance, participation, or test results."

"So after you complete the paper exam, ask yourself, can I really pass this class?"

Barney happily started handing out pencils and papers.

[Finals waiting on OCD nothing, GO!!]

Comments

Question #4

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

List three ways you can make your SO think you care about them when you don't.

Re: Question #4

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

1. Sock puppet theater
2. Take of shirt. Flex.
3. More Sock puppets.

Re: Question #4

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Other: Don't do this, it's not right.

Re: Question #4

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

1. Call them by the right name in bed.
2. When sharing a bag of Skittles, let them have the red ones.
3. Pay attention when they're complaining about something. Or at least pay attention long enough to get the jist of what they're saying and then you can zone out.

Re: Question #4

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

1. Have your secretary send flowers
2. Keep track of names and birthdays in your personal organizer so you don't forget details
3. Just keep repeating "Uh huh" and "I understand"

Re: Question #4

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Isn't the point of having an SO that you care about them?

Re: Question #4

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

1. But, uh, I do care about them.

Re: Question #4

[likethegun]

Sam stared at the question, realized he couldn't come up with anything obnoxious enough to please Barney, and wondered if streaking was really an option.

Re: Question #4

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

1) Tell her she's pretty.
2) Tell her that beauty runs in her family and that if the whole thing about her mother being what she looks like in 30 years is true, she has nothing to worry about. Actually, that's just your way of not telling her that you slept with her sister.
3) Leave a tip.

Re: Question #4

[absolutesnark]

1) Pretend to show interest in their interests.
2) Tell them things they want to hear.
3) Give them extra attention?

Summer felt kind of guilty for that.