http://suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-12-20 11:41 pm
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Love Smart: Period 2, Week 14

Barney greeted his students with sharp pencils, test papers, and an alternative.

"As you should know, unless you've been living under a rock the past few weeks, the time has come for you to show what you've learned in this class in the form of a final exam. Now, I've been watching a lot of public television while avoiding my bookie, and I've learned some things about alternative assessments." Barney leaned a hand on the podium. "Which is why I'm giving you another assessment opportunity." Not that he thought any of them had the balls to take the easy way out.

"If you birthday suit up and streak through the town at any point today and I hear about it on radio, you'll earn an automatic A for the course, despite your attendance, participation, or test results."

"So after you complete the paper exam, ask yourself, can I really pass this class?"

Barney happily started handing out pencils and papers.

[Finals waiting on OCD nothing, GO!!]

Re: Sign In! [12/21]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie Madrox: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Re: Question #1

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
d) The relation ship is a small pirate vessel well known for being piloted by a ninja queen who sexes all good boys with tramp stamp tattoos.

Re: Question #2

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
d) I've met Keanu Reeves. That counts right?

Re: Question #3

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
d) If it truly is my one and truly SO, she would have been there with me so I'll show her the pictures I took of her grinding with Lola Palooza and her patriotic gal pals.

Re: Sign In! [12/21]

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-12-21 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hermione Granger, anything that doesn't rot your teeth

Re: Before the Test [12/21]

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-12-21 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hermione heard the bit about the automatic A, and damn near started hyperventilating right then and there.

Re: Question #4

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
1. Sock puppet theater
2. Take of shirt. Flex.
3. More Sock puppets.

Re: Question #5

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Never leave porn in the class DVD player because your professor is just going to steal it.

Re: The Barnacle [12/21]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie had to double check on this.

"Seriously. Running naked through town gets you an A?"

Re: Before the Test [12/21]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
"You okay?" Jamie asked and wondering if he should just start taking off his clothes then and there.

Re: The Barnacle [12/21]

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Not a problem."

And that would be Jamie tossing his shirt on the ground as he headed for the door.

Re: Sign In! [12/21]

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Karal Austreben, oatmeal.

Re: The Barnacle [12/21]

[identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com 2007-12-21 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Karal approached him, frowning thoughtfully. "Streaking is what I think it is? Running about with no clothes on?"

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