Love Smart: Period 2, Week 14

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney greeted his students with sharp pencils, test papers, and an alternative.

"As you should know, unless you've been living under a rock the past few weeks, the time has come for you to show what you've learned in this class in the form of a final exam. Now, I've been watching a lot of public television while avoiding my bookie, and I've learned some things about alternative assessments." Barney leaned a hand on the podium. "Which is why I'm giving you another assessment opportunity." Not that he thought any of them had the balls to take the easy way out.

"If you birthday suit up and streak through the town at any point today and I hear about it on radio, you'll earn an automatic A for the course, despite your attendance, participation, or test results."

"So after you complete the paper exam, ask yourself, can I really pass this class?"

Barney happily started handing out pencils and papers.

[Finals waiting on OCD nothing, GO!!]

Comments

Sign In! [12/21]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Name and favorite breakfast cereal

Re: Sign In! [12/21]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie Madrox: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Before the Test [12/21]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

React, mingle, cram...because that will help here.

Re: Before the Test [12/21]

[smartestone]

Hermione heard the bit about the automatic A, and damn near started hyperventilating right then and there.

Re: Before the Test [12/21]

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Yeah, screw this. Dick was getting naked.

Re: Before the Test [12/21]

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack stared at Barney a long while, considering.

Re: Before the Test [12/21]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. Could she? She's thought about streaking before but... wow.

Then again an automatic A sounded pretty dang good.

Re: Before the Test [12/21]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim thought about the run briefly.

Then he figured it would be just as easy to give Barney the answers that he wanted just like he had been doing all semester. And that would be warmer.

Question #1

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Define relationship:

a) A connection to another person that is best avoided.
b) A one-night stand.
c) Something that will leave you heartbroken and crying.

Re: Question #1

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

d) The relation ship is a small pirate vessel well known for being piloted by a ninja queen who sexes all good boys with tramp stamp tattoos.

Re: Question #1

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal gave the same answer he'd given in the first class.

Other: A relationship is a joining of people by some sort of bond. It could be based on ties of blood or kin, or an alliance, or on romantic feelings.

Re: Question #1

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

d) A word women use as an excuse to move all their junk into your house and make your throw out your porn collection.

Re: Question #1

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi picked A since she thought that was the answer that would get her the most points.

Re: Question #1

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

d) Something Professor Stinson will never experience.

Re: Question #1

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

c) It's just unavoidable, right?

Re: Question #1

[wannabe-pan.livejournal.com]

Andrew was worried. He could see Barney making a point for any of these being correct. We wrote down A.

Maybe he should just do the streaking thing.

Re: Question #1

[likethegun]

Sam circled A and C since those seemed like the most Barney-appropriate answers.

Re: Question #1

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

a)

Of course.

Re: Question #1

[absolutesnark]

Summer decided to choose the answers Barney would like most. In this case, she went with A.

Question #2

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

How do you meet THE ONE?

a) You go to a party, get really drunk, and take home the first person who hits on you.
b) Using your mad skills of Awesome, you court, bed, and wed the hottest person you can find. Personality is nothing compared to attraction.
c) You don't. Why be with one when you can be with many?

Re: Question #2

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

d) I've met Keanu Reeves. That counts right?

Question #3

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Your SO asks where you were last night. You were at a strip club. You:

a) Tell lies, tell 'em sweet little lies!
b) Explain you were at a soup kitchen, doing your part for the homeless and invite your SO along next time.
c) Admit you were at a strip club, and swear you didn't enjoy it.

Re: Question #3

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

d) If it truly is my one and truly SO, she would have been there with me so I'll show her the pictures I took of her grinding with Lola Palooza and her patriotic gal pals.

Question #4

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

List three ways you can make your SO think you care about them when you don't.

Re: Question #4

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

1. Sock puppet theater
2. Take of shirt. Flex.
3. More Sock puppets.

Question #5

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

What was the most important thing you learned in this class?

Re: Question #5

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Never leave porn in the class DVD player because your professor is just going to steal it.

The Barnacle [12/21]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Who was texting his broker at the front of the room.

Re: The Barnacle [12/21]

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie had to double check on this.

"Seriously. Running naked through town gets you an A?"

OOC [12/21]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Thanks for being Awesome students! Feel free to edit or write in your own answers on the multiple guess questions.

And he will seriously give an A to any streakers, though he won't help anyone handle the consequences of said streaking, whatever they may be!