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fandomhigh2005-10-03 11:05 am
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The cafeteria is covered with trees. Trees, vines, dirt. It looks like a jungle in there. The Chef is in his Tarzan wear and Das Schnitzel is dressed as an exotic jungle queen. Occasionaly you can see a monkey or if you are lucky, a cheetah walking around the cafeteria.
Hellu leettle-a gurls und buys! Tudey is Joongle-a Nueese-a dey in zee ceffetereea! Iff yuoo meke-a a nueese-a leeke-a un uneemel I'll geefe-a yuoo a bux ooff humemede-a uneemel creckers!
Tudey fur loonch ve-a hefe-a:
-Ruest Veeld Buer (veet a seede-a ooff Meerket)
-Sneppeeng Toortle-a Suoop
-Brueeled Ploocked Peecuck veet a seede-a ooff meshed putetues
-Jell-Oo in zee flefurs ooff: Elleegetur, Ilephunt, und Flemeengu
Und ve-a hefe-a a peck ooff fooltoores zeere-a tu cleun ooffff yuoor pletes effter yuoo ere-a dune-a. Vetch oooot fur zee burd puup!
Du nut be-a elermed ebuoot zee cheetehs und hyenes thet ere-a velkeeng ebuoot! It's zee munkeys yuoo need tu vurry ebuoot. I'm effreeed zeey'll try tu iscepe-a und iff thet heppens...vell, I'd stey in my ruum iff I vere-a yuoo. Bork Bork Bork!
A particulary large monkey steps in front of the Chef. He is brandishing a butcher knife.
Eh ha! Du nut try tu mess veet me-a yuoo munkey!
The Chef manages to knock the knife out of his hand but the monkey gets him in a half nelson. Das Schnitzel is cornered by two of the monkeys. But with some moves that could only have the background music of Missy Elliot's "Lose Control" she dispatches the both of them. She then goes to help the Chef but is too late. 12 monkeys (that's ironic) run out of the cafeteria doors.
Oh nu! Cume-a Des Schneetzel ve-a moost get zeem! Zee Cheeteh cun serfe-a zee fuud! Cume-a beck here-a yuoo munkeys! I cooght yuoo oonce-a I cun du it egeeen yuoo bununa ieteeng fartknockers!
The Chef runs out carrying a butchers knife and Das Schnitzel is holding a net and some bananas. She needs no weapon. Her body is already a monkey killing machine. She was in the peace corp in the seventies.
Hellu leettle-a gurls und buys! Tudey is Joongle-a Nueese-a dey in zee ceffetereea! Iff yuoo meke-a a nueese-a leeke-a un uneemel I'll geefe-a yuoo a bux ooff humemede-a uneemel creckers!
Tudey fur loonch ve-a hefe-a:
-Ruest Veeld Buer (veet a seede-a ooff Meerket)
-Sneppeeng Toortle-a Suoop
-Brueeled Ploocked Peecuck veet a seede-a ooff meshed putetues
-Jell-Oo in zee flefurs ooff: Elleegetur, Ilephunt, und Flemeengu
Und ve-a hefe-a a peck ooff fooltoores zeere-a tu cleun ooffff yuoor pletes effter yuoo ere-a dune-a. Vetch oooot fur zee burd puup!
Du nut be-a elermed ebuoot zee cheetehs und hyenes thet ere-a velkeeng ebuoot! It's zee munkeys yuoo need tu vurry ebuoot. I'm effreeed zeey'll try tu iscepe-a und iff thet heppens...vell, I'd stey in my ruum iff I vere-a yuoo. Bork Bork Bork!
A particulary large monkey steps in front of the Chef. He is brandishing a butcher knife.
Eh ha! Du nut try tu mess veet me-a yuoo munkey!
The Chef manages to knock the knife out of his hand but the monkey gets him in a half nelson. Das Schnitzel is cornered by two of the monkeys. But with some moves that could only have the background music of Missy Elliot's "Lose Control" she dispatches the both of them. She then goes to help the Chef but is too late. 12 monkeys (that's ironic) run out of the cafeteria doors.
Oh nu! Cume-a Des Schneetzel ve-a moost get zeem! Zee Cheeteh cun serfe-a zee fuud! Cume-a beck here-a yuoo munkeys! I cooght yuoo oonce-a I cun du it egeeen yuoo bununa ieteeng fartknockers!
The Chef runs out carrying a butchers knife and Das Schnitzel is holding a net and some bananas. She needs no weapon. Her body is already a monkey killing machine. She was in the peace corp in the seventies.
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"Cuffffee-a? Yes...um. Huld oon a mument."
He comes back with a mug containing a green-brown mixture. It smelled horrible. He adds a little vanilla extract to it and the smell is covered. He is thankful that there was so many animals about today. Das Schnitzel did say that coffee was a brown drink that tasted like shit.
Here-a yuoo gu! Bork Bork Bork!
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Thank you so much.
*cackles like an insane hyena*