Advanced Mad Science, October 30th

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The classroom was set up to look like a creepy lab again this week. A large monster with an empty cranial cavity was set up on a gurney on one side of the room. A large container with all kinds Japanese of candy was set up along the other. Prof Tomoe stood in the middle of the classroom, in front of two people who had their back to the class. He waited until all the students filed in before speaking.

"Good afternoon, class! Seeing that tomorrow is Halloween, I thought that I'd leave you with extra candy for the event. Today, however, we're going to talk about the second most important part of mad science: dealing with minions."

He stepped over to the chalkboard and wrote "YOU > MINIONS". He turned back to face the class. "Regardless of whatever kind of science you specialize in, the most important thing is that you have flunkies to do your bidding. Henchpeople are wonderful things. You can use them to fetch you things, 'volunteer' for your experiments, even fight your enemies for you. Today, you're going to try to get your minion to finish your project for you."

He pointed to the thing on the slab. "This monster is almost finished. All it needs is a fresh brain put in, a laser installed on its right arm, and its brain cap sewn up. Your task today is to get that done without ever touching the creature yourself. To do that, you may choose one of the two holographic minions at the front of the class. One of them is typical of the kind of flunky you'll find in a traditional mad scientist lab. The other one of them is a copy of one of my lab assistants from back in Japan. Each has their own challenge, but never forget that they are just the flunky. You are better than them in every way."

Comments

Sign In [October 30]

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

And list a good costume idea!

Re: Sign In [October 30]

[notclueful]

Cher Horowitz. Marilyn Monroe is always a classic.

Re: Sign In [October 30]

[bigbluekitty.livejournal.com]

James Sullivan. Nessie for sure.

Re: Sign In [October 30]

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny Storm. Blue, the number 4 circled on the upper left side.

Take Notes/Eat Candy

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can gorge yourself on sweets as much as you'd like. The Professor is 'down' with that.

Re: Take Notes/Eat Candy

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny wasn't in the mood for candy.

Flunky #1: Igor

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Igor was waiting patiently at the front of the class, picking bits of dirt off of his hump. His breathing was audible from the other side of the class.

Re: Flunky #1: Igor

[bigbluekitty.livejournal.com]

"Um, hi. Can you help me with finishing this not-really-a-monster please?"

Re: Flunky #1: Igor

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Igor nodded. This one was a lot hairier than his last master. "Yes, master," he said. "What would you have me do, master?"

Re: Flunky #1: Igor

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Yo," Johnny pointed at him. "Come here."

Re: Flunky #1: Igor

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Igor nodded. "Yeeees, master." And started shuffling towards Johnny.

Shuffling very slowly.

It was hard to walk when one leg was longer than the other.

Re: Flunky #1: Igor

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

It was kind of hard to watch too.

"I have a mission for you. I need a fresh brain and a white chocolate mocha. Think you can manage that for starters?"

Re: Flunky #1: Igor

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"Finish the monster or I will have to do it myself. And if I have to do it, I will use your brain if it exists," Victor sneered.

Re: Flunky #1: Igor

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Igor through his hands up to protect his brain. "Oh no, master! Do not take Igor's brain! Igor needs a brain to live, and play Parcheesi! Give Igor commands, but do not take Igor's brain away!"

Flunk #2: Mimete

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Mimete was sitting in the teacher's chair, with her feet up on Prof Tomoe class. She was reading a copy of J-14, and seemed much more into it than anyone in their 20s really should be. "Oh, Zanessa," she mumbled, "yours is truly a love for the ages."

Re: Flunk #2: Mimete

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

"I need you to get me a fresh brain," Zack said. "Preferably not a criminally insane one."

Re: Flunk #2: Mimete

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Mimete let out a yelp of surprise, and the magazine flew over her shoulder onto the floor. "Oh, boss, I didn't hear you come in," she said nervously. "How long have you been standing there?"

Re: Flunk #2: Mimete

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Kabuto watched her for a few minutes, then sighed. "Well, I can see I'll have to look elsewhere for a brain." He pushed his glasses up so they flashed in a familiar dramatic way.

Re: Flunk #2: Mimete

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

Mimete dropped her magazine at the sight of the flashing glasses and openly gaped at Kabuto.

"Oh, wow. You look just like the professor! Are you, like, his secret lovechild or something?"

The TA

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

When Prod Tomoe needs a flunky, guess who he's going to ask?

Re: The TA

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Who you gonna call?

...Sadly, Kabuto would probably ignore the summons. But he will (probably) not ignore any questions anyone has for him.

Talk to Prof Tomoe

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

He's watching you and eating Pocky.

Th candy box might have just been an excuse for him to eat Pocky snacks during class.

OOC

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

*boogies to the Monster Mash while working*

Re: OOC

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Somehow, this class always makes me terribly giddy when I tag in from work. -=boogies with you!=-

Re: OOC

[daimonhost.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I can make you smile at work! :D

I must say, Kabuto makes a very sexy nurse. Is that from doujinshi art?