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Advanced Mad Science, October 30th
The classroom was set up to look like a creepy lab again this week. A large monster with an empty cranial cavity was set up on a gurney on one side of the room. A large container with all kinds Japanese of candy was set up along the other. Prof Tomoe stood in the middle of the classroom, in front of two people who had their back to the class. He waited until all the students filed in before speaking.
"Good afternoon, class! Seeing that tomorrow is Halloween, I thought that I'd leave you with extra candy for the event. Today, however, we're going to talk about the second most important part of mad science: dealing with minions."
He stepped over to the chalkboard and wrote "YOU > MINIONS". He turned back to face the class. "Regardless of whatever kind of science you specialize in, the most important thing is that you have flunkies to do your bidding. Henchpeople are wonderful things. You can use them to fetch you things, 'volunteer' for your experiments, even fight your enemies for you. Today, you're going to try to get your minion to finish your project for you."
He pointed to the thing on the slab. "This monster is almost finished. All it needs is a fresh brain put in, a laser installed on its right arm, and its brain cap sewn up. Your task today is to get that done without ever touching the creature yourself. To do that, you may choose one of the two holographic minions at the front of the class. One of them is typical of the kind of flunky you'll find in a traditional mad scientist lab. The other one of them is a copy of one of my lab assistants from back in Japan. Each has their own challenge, but never forget that they are just the flunky. You are better than them in every way."
"Good afternoon, class! Seeing that tomorrow is Halloween, I thought that I'd leave you with extra candy for the event. Today, however, we're going to talk about the second most important part of mad science: dealing with minions."
He stepped over to the chalkboard and wrote "YOU > MINIONS". He turned back to face the class. "Regardless of whatever kind of science you specialize in, the most important thing is that you have flunkies to do your bidding. Henchpeople are wonderful things. You can use them to fetch you things, 'volunteer' for your experiments, even fight your enemies for you. Today, you're going to try to get your minion to finish your project for you."
He pointed to the thing on the slab. "This monster is almost finished. All it needs is a fresh brain put in, a laser installed on its right arm, and its brain cap sewn up. Your task today is to get that done without ever touching the creature yourself. To do that, you may choose one of the two holographic minions at the front of the class. One of them is typical of the kind of flunky you'll find in a traditional mad scientist lab. The other one of them is a copy of one of my lab assistants from back in Japan. Each has their own challenge, but never forget that they are just the flunky. You are better than them in every way."