http://on-her-korhal.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] on-her-korhal.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-10-24 10:40 am
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Alternative Tactics, Wednesday First Period 24/10

It was Danger Shop time again.

Except Kerrigan wasn't wearing any armor.

That would've been the first tip-off right there.

"Thanks to certain students in this class," she said, crossing her arms, "We have a slight change in the curriculum today. We are going to be concerned with diplomacy and its advantages in the field."

She didn't sound like she felt it had any advantages in the field of all places.

"Since I still believe we all learn by doing, that means we're using the sim to place you in a situation where you will have to negotiate yourself out or die. As this class is his particular gift to us, Adama if he is here can go first. And show you all how it's done."

If you thought she was smirking, you thought wrong.

Really.

[ wait for the ocd up! ]

Re: Get Out There

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Okay, then, fine," Sokka told the Executor with a smirk. "You come up with a plan to quickly and safely evacuate millions of civilians, and then feed and shelter them until the Zergs are eliminated, get them back here, and then help rebuild their cities. I'm sure you've got one drawn up already, right?"

Then he turned to the Terran. "And you... just... shut up, okay? If this is your idea of diplomacy, it's no WONDER Mr. Protoss and his friends don't like you."

Re: Get Out There

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If Sokka didn't need the com link right now, he would have thrown it. "GREAT! Just GREAT. Okay, NEW PLAN, Mr. Protoss: Quarrantine. Nothing leaves the planet's surface until the Zergs are gone. Okay? That way you're happy, they're happy, and eveything is fine. I'm going to see if I can't talk some sense into these people."

He started trudging off towards the Terran army.

Re: Get Out There

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sokka sighed and facepalmed. One down.

Then he saw the tanks and waved his arms at them. "No, NO, NO!!!" he shouted. "You IDIOTS!!!"

He started running towards the Terran army and frantically hitting buttons on the com link, trying to get the commander back on.

Re: Get Out There

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, you STOP MOVING!!!" Sokka shouted. "I've negotiated you a cease-fire, you idiots!"

If the tank was moving slow enough, he was going to jump up onto it.

Re: Get Out There

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Take a wild guess," Sokka replied, with a smirk. "Mr. Protoss has agreed to NOT destroy your planet, and you're now under quarantine until you kill all the Zergs."

He looked awfully full of himself.

"Now, exactly how long do you think that'll last if your tanks start shooting at them?"

Re: Get Out There

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Sokka facepalmed. "The aliens? The weird ones with no mouths that TALK LIKE THIS? Are NOT GOING TO DESTROY THE PLANET anymore. So it would be a really good idea not to do anything that might change their minds again!"

Re: Get Out There

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-25 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Sokka raised his hands triumphantly and grinned at Kerrigan and his classmates. "Oh, yeah! Who da man! Who da MAN!!!"