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Adavnced Mad Science, October 23

For some reason, today's Mad Science class was set up to look like a bright shopping mall. The stores were closed, and the setting sun was visible through the glass skylight and doors. Professor Tomoe sipped on an expensive looking cappuccino while he waited for the students to arrive.

"Good afternoon students!" he said. "Today is our seventh class together, and since it falls in the middle of the semester, today is also your midterm. You are permitted to use anything that we have talked about in the first half of of your lessons to deal with today's assignments."

He grinned at them. "And what is today's assignment? As luck would have it, we've arrived in this mall just before it's invaded by zombies. Try to defeat one of them before it eats you. Good luck." He let out a cackle. "You'll need it."

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This mall is quiet. Too quiet.

Ping in and wait for something to amble at you.

Johnny might have been playing with fireballs.

Was he going to get in trouble for this?

Prof Tomoe had nothing to say about Johnny using fireballs, which meant that they were probably fine.

There was a shuffling noise from one of the shops as a nicely dressed figure ambled out of the Dolce & Gabbana store at Johnny, arms pointed toward his neck. From this distance, it would have been difficult to tell whether it was a zombie or a Calvin Klein model, but the constant muttering about brains might have been a hint.

And Johnny wasn't about to take a chance. He shot a fireball towards it.

Zombies had sharp teeth and great hand & eye coordination, but they weren't so great at dodging. The fireball hit it in the shoulder and lit the creature on fire. It waved its arms around frantically, spewing off fiery pieces of its very expensive shirt.

That probably wasn't a good thing to do so close to a bookstore.

Johnny noticed the bookstore and flailed a little bit before he turned and started walking away. "It wasn't me."

The zombie continued flailing and ran into a bookstore, lighting the Harlequin section on fire.

Prof Tomoe chuckled at Johnny's reaction. "I admire your approach to dealing with the situation, but I find it usually works better if you have an underling to blame it on or force to deal with it instead of you."

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Zack had a death laser. Zack liked his death laser.

The zombie liked death lasers too. It ran at Zack, trying to take ti from his hand.

Zack fired, only flailing a little.

The death laser hit the zombie and burned a hole right through its chest. The zombie stopped in its tracks to poke the new tunnel through its torso, ignoring Zack.

Zack fired a lot more at the zombie.

Zack's laser shots hit the zombie all over, severing long decayed bits of muscle and bone. Severed body parts started falling off, either dropping to the floor beneath the zombie, or flying into the frogurt stand behind it.

Valentine waited. By a DeLorean. In a mall.

Which, really, he didn't know how to operate, as Zack had done all of the driving last time. But at least it was shiny. And he could hide inside of it, if need be.

The zombie who wandered out of the music shop seemed to have been pulled out of the 80s too, if the holey legwarmers and scraggly teased hair were any indication. It stopped to look at Valentine's face for a minute, but decided that he might have an even tastier brain. It shuffled toward him at twice the speed.

Oh. There was an ugly rotting horribly dressed thing coming after him.

Valentine supposed it was probably a zombie, so he did the best thing he could think of at the time.

He ran to the other side of the car and he hid like a hiding thing.

Victor wasn't sure how long or if demon sharks could survive on land, so he decided to cut to the chase. "Attack the zombies," he ordered. As the demon shark followed his commands, flinging itself toward after the zombies, Victor readied the death laser. It should be able to take down any zombies or hopefully even the demon shark if necessary.

Ted considered himself a typical zombie. He liked to amble around with his friends, chant about his love of brains, and eat human flesh. All it wanted to do was eat Victor's brain and maybe bake his skin into a nice pie. That was all.

It was completely unprepared for the demon shark's attack, and grunted his alarm and flailed around madly while the shark started eating his feet.

"Larger bites," Victor ordered. "You're a demon. Don't bother taking your time."

He took aim and shot the zombie in the shoulder with his laser.

The demon shark rolled it's eyes, and started taking large chomps, working its way up to the zombie's torso.

The last shot hit the zombie right in the shoulder, severing the rotten muscles. The arm flew off the zombie and landed in the mall fountain.

Cher could not believe this. Malls were going to be ruined forever.

Though really, nothing like this could ever happen at the Beverly Center...

As luck would have it, this mall had a dollar store. As ill luck would have it, the dollar store had a zombie. It spotted her, grinned widely at the thought of her delicious spicy brains, and lumbered toward her as quickly as it could.

Cher took one look at the zombie, shrieked, and ran in the opposite direction.

Look, be happy she didn't drop the shovel.

Prof Tomoe smirked from behind his coffee cup.

"Excellent performance, Ms Horowitz."

Cher was still trying to find the door.

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