Keeping Your Wits About You... [Monday 2nd Period 10-11] Class # 5

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

There was the usual spread of goodies laid out for the students as they came in to class today. Wilson was sipping on some coffee as he finished setting up a project which he turned on and set to hibernate for the time being.

Once everyone was seated, he walked back to his desk and picked up a large stack of blue books of doom.



"Okay guys, today is your first test. I hope you all made some use of the study halls over the past week, though ... studying probably won't help you with this test."

Don't you just love tests like that?

Walking around he handed out the blue books doom and then came back down to the projector.

"The test. Here is a picture of a fairly run of the mill dorm room. I want you each to study this image and come up with three different ways, items in this room could be used to help you in the following scenarios."

Walking to the chalk board, he listed.

List
Escape brain eating zombies
Escape a bad date
Escape an island drenching flood
Defend yourself from Gremlins
Deal with your roommate turning into a wild animal.

"So, to be clear you'll have a total of 15 answers, three to each scenario. All clear? Wonderful! Good luck!"

Sometime towards the end of the hour, Wilson move back to the chalkboard and wrote.

Next week we will have a guest speaker, please be prepared.

[ooc: OCDs are on the way up! Have at!

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[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Collapsy like please.

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[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel Evans

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[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Chris Halliwell

Talk amongst yourselves

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Before the test please!

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel was in the back of the room with her head down. She was thinking about the test and only the test. Honestly.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Oh look, a note.

Welcome to the family.

If Isabel looked over, she would see Chris grinning broadly after his conversation with Wyatt (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1541615.html?thread=94471919#t94471919).

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Chris was slouched low in his seat and trying like hell not to make eye contact with anyone after this weekend.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Beauty spent the time she wasn't working on her test reading. Which really shouldn't have surprised anyone.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[absolutesnark]

Summer was pretending she was invisible. It could work, right?

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Savannah tossed a note over at Summer.

You okay.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny was chilling. Actually he was feeling pretty good at this point.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[neurotic-witch.livejournal.com]

Chris might have glared at Johnny a little.

Just because.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt was totally part of the conga line of awkward.

Re: Talk amongst yourselves

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana just put her head down and wished she was dead.

Test Time!

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Feel free to break my brain with your answers, or handwavey. :D

Re: Test Time!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Escape brain eating zombies:
1. Torch them.
2. Torch them one by one.
3. Torch them and then roast marshmallows.

Escape a bad date:
1. Set myself on fire.
2. Set myself on fire and fly out the window.
3. Set myself on fire and ask her to pass the popcorn.

Escape an island drenching flood:
1. Set myself on fire and fly out the window.
2. Wait. Grab girlfriend first and then fly out the window.
3. Crap. Can't fly unless I'm on fire which would mean dead girlfriend. Crap.

Defend yourself from Gremlins:
1. Throw blanket over them and torch the ugly creepy things.
2. Wrap TV cord around their necks and torch the suckers.
3. Torch them. All of them.

Deal with your roommate turning into a wild animal:
1. Light myself on fire and laugh because they can't touch me.
2. Singe all the hair off their furry animal body and laugh cause their naked.
3. Hog tie them and strap them to the bed. Then laugh.

Re: Test Time!

[blessed_twice]

Escape brain eating zombies
- Break off table leg to use as weapon.
- Take grill off the fan and have at them.
- Wrap curtain around them and push out the window.

Escape a bad date
- Break off table leg to use as weapon.
- Take grill off the fan and have at them.
- Wrap curtain around them and push out the window.

Escape an island drenching flood
- Use couch cushions as floatation devices.
- Build raft out of shelves.
- Use curtain and couch cover as rope to climb up the building to safety.

Defend yourself from Gremlins
- Break off table leg to use as weapon.
- Take grill off the fan and have at them.
- Wrap curtain around them and push out the window.

Deal with your roommate turning into a wild animal
- Break off table leg to use as weapon.
- Take grill off the fan and have at them.
- Wrap curtain around them and push out the window.

Re: Test Time!

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Escape brain eating zombies
1) Use candles to set zombies on fire
2) Use stapler on desk as a weapon
3) Break light bulb and turn on lamp, using exposed wires to fry them

Escape a bad date
1) Use curtain as a rope and climb out the window
2) Pre-arrange to have a friend call you on the phone with an "emergency"
3) Wait until date is distracted, then turn all the clocks forward so it looks like it's almost curfew

Escape an island drenching flood
1) Use furniture to barricade window
2) Use couch cushions to build a raft
3) Use communicator to contact starship in orbit and request emergency beam out

Defend yourself from Gremlins
1) Use stapler on desk as a weapon
2) Break light bulb and turn on lamp, using exposed wires to fry them
3) Trap them using garbage can? They can't be that big.

Deal with your roommate turning into a wild animal.
1) Use stapler on desk as a weapon
2) Yell at her in Russian? It nearly worked this weekend
3) Break light bulb and turn on lamp, using exposed wires to fry them

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[absolutesnark]

Escape brain eating zombies:
1. Use fan blades to cut them.
2. Push the tv over on top of them.
3. Stab them with a fork.

Escape a bad date:
1. Hide in the closet until he goes away.
2. Point to laptop and tell him you forgot to write a paper that's due the next day.
3. Stab him with a fork.

Escape an island drenching flood:
1. Use mattress or cushions as floatation device.
2. Use sheets or curtains to climb out to safety.
3. Stab evil sea creatures with a fork.

Defend yourself from Gremlins:
1. Throw a stiletto shoe at them.
2. Use candles to set them on fire.
3. Stab them with a fork.

Deal with your roommate turning into a wild animal:
1. Lock them in the closet.
2. Use curtain or a cord as a leash.
3. Stab with a fork, gently. Wouldn't want to hurt roommate too badly.

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[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

Escape brain eating zombies
- The small table looks sturdy enough to be a good weapon for hitting zombies.
- The candles could be used to light things on fire, possibly for burning zombies.
- The curtain rob might be used to stab zombies, or to fight off their attacks.

Escape a bad date
- The curtain and throw could be used to make a disguise.
- The flowers could be used to create an imaginary allergic reaction, and therefore a reason to have to leave quickly.
- The television could be used as a distraction, to hold the date's attention while you sneak away.

Escape an island drenching flood
- The candles could be melted and the wax used to coat the curtain and make a raincoat.
- The couch could be used as a raft.
- The telephone could be used in a terribly uncreative manner to call for help.

Defend yourself from Gremlins
- The curtain and throw could be used as nets to capture them in.
- The round table could be used as a shield.
- The wastbasket could be turned upside town and used as a cage.

Deal with your roommate turning into a wild animal.
- Like with the Gremlins, the curtain and throw would be useful to capture your roommate if they were trying to escape.
- The flowers could be used as food if the wild animal was an herbivore.
- The couch, tables, and television stand could be used to build a protective fortress to hide in until the wild animal roommate got bored and wandered off to eat someone else.

Re: Test Time!

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana's answers were adequate, but hardly held the detail and imagination Dr. Wilson was used to seeing from her. Not that she could quite bring herself to care at the moment.

Talk to Wilson

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

He's here if you need him.

OOC - KYWAY

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

It's month end, quarter end, so ... yeah.

Also, DAMN YOU STARBUCKS!!! How the HELL am I supposed to stick to my diet when you have deliciousness like cinnamon chocolate bread??

...

Finally, hmmm... my class's title looks like a totally different type of subject when shortened like that.

Re: OOC - KYWAY

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

OMG I've been afraid to even touch the cinnamon chocolate bread. My cranberry scone addiction is bad enough.

Re: OOC - KYWAY

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

Hee. The class name does look interesting like that...

And BTW? James' "Having a Halliwell for a siblet..." line caused me to laugh hysterically. I need that.

*hugs*