Fandom Invasions Class #3 (Thursday, period 3)

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

When the class arrived at the Danger Shop, they found John frowning at the room's remote as he hit several buttons. Finally, with one last frown he put it aside and addressed the class.

"Good morning," he said. "It seems like the Danger Shop's projectors are being a little cranky, but we'll muddle through as best we can.

"Last week we talked about common dangers of Fandom that can pop up unnannounced at any time. This week, we'll be focusing on special events. Now not every special event ends in an invasion -- most of them run more or less smoothly and without incident. But some of them have more... exciting conclusions that were originally planned.

"Take this past May's graduation." John pressed several buttons on the remote, his frown deepening when nothing happened but a slight whine. He sighed. "Which apparently we will be discussing without visuals. During the graduation ceremony, aliens came down and blew up the school. Yes, aliens. Yes, I know how far fetched that sounds. Welcome to Fandom. Luckily, the graduating seniors were able to drive them off, and the summer was spent rebuilding the school.

"But since the Danger Shop doesn't seem to want to relive that particular trauma, we'll move on to our inclass activity today." He hit a few more buttons on the remote and breathed a sigh of relief when the room changed into a gokart track. "Last summer one of the special events they had was a gokart race. As happens in Fandom, there were some uninvited guests." Shadows flew by overhead and if the students looked up they would see brightly covered, slightly quivery dragons heading for them.

"Jello dragons," John said with a grin. "They're attacking the gokart race and you have to repel them by any means." His grin turned wolfish. "Have fun."

[ooc: wait for ocd is up! Go for it]

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Sign in

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

Name and favourite jello flavour

Re: Sign in

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve Levine... never stopped to think about favorite flavor

During John's lecture

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

listen, take notes, react to the aliens blew up the school story...

Re: During John's lecture

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine didn't like the 'aliens blew up the school' story. He had wedged himself under the bed at the time and was stuck there nearly a week.

Re: During John's lecture

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack was kinda bored and looking around, possibly finding targets for spitwads.

Re: During John's lecture

[notawitch.livejournal.com]

Hey, Will remembered the Jello Dragons! She took some notes on the lecture, but mostly doodled them in the margins.

Re: During John's lecture

[vkandis-son.livejournal.com]

Karal had his head propped on his hand while he took notes. He'd heard the tale of aliens blowing up the school before, so it wasn't a surprise, but he didn't like it now any more that he had the first time.

And he still had no idea what Jello was.

Re: During John's lecture

[ashockingbitch]

Aliens blew up the school, huh? That explained a few things, Jenny thought.

When Jello Dragons attack

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

React, boggle, run, fight. However you want to deal with being attacked by jello.

Re: When Jello Dragons attack

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Whee, magic!

No, really. He'd said any means necessary, so there went Eve with a shielding spell.

It was actually kind of amusing seeing Jello bits seemingly bounce off thin air.

Re: When Jello Dragons attack

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter tried to prep himself. Without someone to pair up with he was powerless. On the other hand, it couldn't hurt to practice for just such occasions.

Re: When Jello Dragons attack

[dark_slippy_thing]

These dragons looked entirely edible.

Thus, Valentine was not at all worried.

Re: When Jello Dragons attack

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack boggled. "What is this?" he asked of no one exactly. Large jiggly dragon-things flying?

Re: When Jello Dragons attack

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

Adam was boggling at the jello dragons, yep. Oh, sure, he was going to fight back... but right now? Boggling.

Re: When Jello Dragons attack

[notawitch.livejournal.com]

Will summoned the Heart of Candracar from inside her palm and turned to face the dragons. She'd seen them before, so she was ready to see them again.

Re: When Jello Dragons attack

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny immediately tried to electrocute the hell out of the Jell-o dragons, but she was unsure about the effect several thousand volts would have on living flavored gelatin.

Re: When Jello Dragons attack

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin was temporarily crippled by giggling.

Re: When Jello Dragons attack

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt had heard about the jello dragons. Didn't make them any more believable.

Special guest star

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

The Danger Shop is being really ornery today.

Wait for said guest star to ping in.

Re: Special guest star

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

The noises of the Danger Shop died down for a minute and what sounded like children's voices could be heard.

"Oh no!"

"Oh NO!"



And the Kool-Aid man burst through a wall and began rampaging around the Danger Shop

Talk to the TA

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

Who hopefully hasn't been slimed in jello.

Talk to John

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

He's muttering what sounds like curses in Latin at the Danger Shop remote.

OOC

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

Thanks to kypriothschoice for the added crack to today's class.

Re: OOC

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve now hates me for subjecting her to two classes o' Jello insanity.

Re: OOC

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

Everytime I see that thing I think about Dane Cook's bit on the Kool-Aid man.

"You fix that wall before my dad gets home! He's going to beat me with a belt; he's not going to believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot!"