Fandom Invasions Class #3 (Thursday, period 3)

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

When the class arrived at the Danger Shop, they found John frowning at the room's remote as he hit several buttons. Finally, with one last frown he put it aside and addressed the class.

"Good morning," he said. "It seems like the Danger Shop's projectors are being a little cranky, but we'll muddle through as best we can.

"Last week we talked about common dangers of Fandom that can pop up unnannounced at any time. This week, we'll be focusing on special events. Now not every special event ends in an invasion -- most of them run more or less smoothly and without incident. But some of them have more... exciting conclusions that were originally planned.

"Take this past May's graduation." John pressed several buttons on the remote, his frown deepening when nothing happened but a slight whine. He sighed. "Which apparently we will be discussing without visuals. During the graduation ceremony, aliens came down and blew up the school. Yes, aliens. Yes, I know how far fetched that sounds. Welcome to Fandom. Luckily, the graduating seniors were able to drive them off, and the summer was spent rebuilding the school.

"But since the Danger Shop doesn't seem to want to relive that particular trauma, we'll move on to our inclass activity today." He hit a few more buttons on the remote and breathed a sigh of relief when the room changed into a gokart track. "Last summer one of the special events they had was a gokart race. As happens in Fandom, there were some uninvited guests." Shadows flew by overhead and if the students looked up they would see brightly covered, slightly quivery dragons heading for them.

"Jello dragons," John said with a grin. "They're attacking the gokart race and you have to repel them by any means." His grin turned wolfish. "Have fun."

[ooc: wait for ocd is up! Go for it]

Comments

Special guest star

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

The Danger Shop is being really ornery today.

Wait for said guest star to ping in.

Re: Special guest star

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

The noises of the Danger Shop died down for a minute and what sounded like children's voices could be heard.

"Oh no!"

"Oh NO!"



And the Kool-Aid man burst through a wall and began rampaging around the Danger Shop

Re: Special guest star

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve just facepalmed. "You again."

Re: Special guest star

[demons-death.livejournal.com]

John stared at it for a moment, then turned a formidable frown back onto the remote control, trying to figure out where this absurdity came from.

Re: Special guest star

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter? Staring. Lots and lots of staring.

Re: Special guest star

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick took a few steps back. That thing had scared him enough during his childhood.

Re: Special guest star

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine wasn't really put off by the appearance of the big sloshy red round person. He'd see such absurdity all of the time back home.

But, honestly...

"Haven't you ever heard of a 'door?'"

Re: Special guest star

[im-afrog.livejournal.com]

"Again?!" Adam stared. "You've got to be kidding me."

Re: Special guest star

[ashockingbitch]

Jenny stared at the Kool-Aid Man for a long moment, then called out, "Oi! Are you friend or foe? Because I'm actually pretty thirsty..."

Re: Special guest star

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"You should have a lid!" Robin advised him. "All that fruit punch could come spilling out otherwise!"

Re: Special guest star

[blessed_twice]

Wyatt stared.