fandomhigh | School Assembly, The Auditorium, Friday afternoon

"Good afternoon, students. I'm Harriet Jones, Dean of Students. Some of you might know who I am, but for those who don't, it's nice to meet you all. Feel free to pop in for a chat if you have any student-related problems. Or any problems, really.

Now, welcome to our first assembly for the semester. We have a special guest today, the star of…" Harriet raised an eyebrow at her notes before continuing, sounding just a bit confused. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. Now, that can't be right. Why on earth--"

There was a loud, buzzing HMMMMMMMMM coming from the toad on stage.

Harriet straightened, gaze fixed forward, looking out at the students. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. All glory to the HYPNOTOAD."

[~~Please wait for~~ extensive OCD and CAPSLOCK ABUSE for all! Just follow along with the OCD, it should be fairly clear. Those who were hypnotised will remember what they did and how they acted! The effect can wear off once they leave the stage or at any point after that, so long as it has worn off by midnight. It is totally up to you.]

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Mingle, find a seat, chat. Stare at the HYPNOTOAD (http://2lmc.org/files/misc/hypnotoad.png).

Hypnotisees, ping in to your thread; audience react in the audience reaction thread.

Hypnotised one, feel free to interact with the audience in your hypnotised state.

THE HYPNOTOAD COMMANDS YOU to come to the stage.

You are The Three Stooges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7txeOlujTc).

Audience, react!

THE HYPNOTOAD COMMANDS YOU to come to the stage.

You are a bad Elvis impersonator. A VERY BAD Elvis impersonator.

Audience, React!

THE HYPNOTOAD COMMANDS YOU to come to the stage.

You are a chicken!

THE HYPNOTOAD COMMANDS YOU to come to the stage.

You are a pretty, pretty pony princess (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3lt686Sr-M).

THE HYPNOTOAD COMMANDS YOU to come to the stage.

You are young Shirley, singing a song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_RZTusUzM8).

Protest, question, shout etc at the HYPNOTOAD.

[ping in here if you want to be mindwhammied into recognising the GLORY of the HYPNOTOAD]. May be some SP due to sleeeeeep/availability.

The HYPNOTOAD has hopped away. The assembly is over.

[For after-assembly WTF?ing, if needed. Hypnotisees? Feel free to ping in here to flee or to interact with people. It is up to you whether the hypnotism has worn off or not, but your character will remember what happened.]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

I will never get tired of typing that. Ever.

Karal wasn't even supposed to be here! He'd just ducked out of the library for a moment, and now he felt this weird compulsion to go up on stage.

As soon as he reached the stage, he stopped, cocking his head sideways and lifting one foot. He was a chicken-- "Brrrrraaawk?" --and his fowl brain knew this wasn't where a chicken belonged.

Robes swirling around him, he scuttled across the stage, tripped on his robes, peered down at himself in confusion, clucking and squawking, then bent over to peck at the floor. Hey, there could be corn!

Since Karal wasn't actually a chicken, this meant he was bopping his nose on the floor, but it seemed to make him happy. "Buck buck buck buck," he said. "Bakawk! Bakawk!"

Chicken!Karal jumped onto a chair, pecked at the chair back, then leapt back onto the stage, elbows flapping wildly, robes flapping almost as wildly, then ran forward to the edge of the stage and peered into the audience. "BAWK BAKAWK! Brrrawk?"

Karal was fleeing like a fleeing that flees, bright red and hurrying towards the exit, in the hopes of getting back to the library before anyone could talk to him.

The hypnotism may have worn off, but he was still a bit chicken.

Jamie was rather bored but that frog thing looked... well weird. He'd give the assembly half a chance before cutting it.

Johnny stared at that frog thing, idly wondering if it would taste like chicken if he torched it.

This was weird. Why did she feel the need to walk up on stage? Her crutches fell away and she limped, but funny how she couldn’t feel the pain.

Suddenly she was talking to herself as someone else. "Yeah, the other day he thought he was a chicken."

"We can send him to an institution!"

"No, we can’t do that."

"Why not?"

"We need the eggs!"

Suddenly, she popped herself in the head. "You can’t eat me, I’m too tough, I’ll give ya indigestion."

Then she hit herself in the belly and hopped around and fell backwards before she rolled right back up on both feet. Looked amazing really.

"Gee, what mo’ can a fellow say? That’s all there is, there ain’t no mo’!" Annette slapped herself in the cheek. "What’s that for? I didn’t do nuthin’!"

"That’s in case ya do and I’m not around!"

Annette grabbed a hammer. A fake hammer. "Woo woo woo." She popped herself in the head with it then kicked the air and did a somersault.

"I ain’t gonna lose my leg, am I Doc? I’ve had it ever since I was a little kid."

Annette hopped around some more. "There was an ugly-lookin’ thing starin’ right at me! Whaddya know! It was YOU!"

(quotes shamelessly stolen ;D woo woo woo)

The hypnotism has worn off and Annette grabbed up her crutches and tried to hurry towards the exit as fast as her limping self could.

Jaina found a seat, more curious about one of these assemblies than anythi- Was that a frog?

Jaina had started to do that thing where she could only stare at the stage. She had no idea what was going on, but that was weird.

She may have started eying the HYPNOTOAD a little more warily.

...Okay, this was going to be bad when he recovered from this, but it was amusing. The nose-bopping was a particular highlight.

Whoa. I need to stop looking at the HYPNOTOAD icon.

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School Assembly, The Auditorium, Friday afternoon

Before the Assembly

Lets Get Hypnotised!

Annette Hargrove

Annette Hargrove - Audience Reaction

Jack Burton

Jack Burton - Audience Reaction

Karal Austreben

Karal Austreben - Audience Reaction

Sam Winchester

Sam Winchester - Audience Reaction

Victor von Doom

Victor von Doom - Audience Reaction

React to the HYPNOTOAD

After the assembly

OOC

Re: Karal Austreben

Re: After the assembly

Re: Before the Assembly

Re: Before the Assembly

Re: Annette Hargrove

Re: After the assembly

Re: Before the Assembly

Re: Annette Hargrove - Audience Reaction

Re: Karal Austreben - Audience Reaction

Re: OOC