fandomhigh | School Assembly, The Auditorium, Friday afternoon

"Good afternoon, students. I'm Harriet Jones, Dean of Students. Some of you might know who I am, but for those who don't, it's nice to meet you all. Feel free to pop in for a chat if you have any student-related problems. Or any problems, really.

Now, welcome to our first assembly for the semester. We have a special guest today, the star of…" Harriet raised an eyebrow at her notes before continuing, sounding just a bit confused. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. Now, that can't be right. Why on earth--"

There was a loud, buzzing HMMMMMMMMM coming from the toad on stage.

Harriet straightened, gaze fixed forward, looking out at the students. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. All glory to the HYPNOTOAD."

[~~Please wait for~~ extensive OCD and CAPSLOCK ABUSE for all! Just follow along with the OCD, it should be fairly clear. Those who were hypnotised will remember what they did and how they acted! The effect can wear off once they leave the stage or at any point after that, so long as it has worn off by midnight. It is totally up to you.]

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THE HYPNOTOAD COMMANDS YOU to come to the stage.

You are The Three Stooges (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7txeOlujTc).

This was weird. Why did she feel the need to walk up on stage? Her crutches fell away and she limped, but funny how she couldn’t feel the pain.

Suddenly she was talking to herself as someone else. "Yeah, the other day he thought he was a chicken."

"We can send him to an institution!"

"No, we can’t do that."

"Why not?"

"We need the eggs!"

Suddenly, she popped herself in the head. "You can’t eat me, I’m too tough, I’ll give ya indigestion."

Then she hit herself in the belly and hopped around and fell backwards before she rolled right back up on both feet. Looked amazing really.

"Gee, what mo’ can a fellow say? That’s all there is, there ain’t no mo’!" Annette slapped herself in the cheek. "What’s that for? I didn’t do nuthin’!"

"That’s in case ya do and I’m not around!"

Annette grabbed a hammer. A fake hammer. "Woo woo woo." She popped herself in the head with it then kicked the air and did a somersault.

"I ain’t gonna lose my leg, am I Doc? I’ve had it ever since I was a little kid."

Annette hopped around some more. "There was an ugly-lookin’ thing starin’ right at me! Whaddya know! It was YOU!"

(quotes shamelessly stolen ;D woo woo woo)

School Assembly, The Auditorium, Friday afternoon

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