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fandomhigh2007-09-14 06:56 pm
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School Assembly, The Auditorium, Friday afternoon
"Good afternoon, students. I'm Harriet Jones, Dean of Students. Some of you might know who I am, but for those who don't, it's nice to meet you all. Feel free to pop in for a chat if you have any student-related problems. Or any problems, really.
Now, welcome to our first assembly for the semester. We have a special guest today, the star of…" Harriet raised an eyebrow at her notes before continuing, sounding just a bit confused. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. Now, that can't be right. Why on earth--"
There was a loud, buzzing HMMMMMMMMM coming from the toad on stage.
Harriet straightened, gaze fixed forward, looking out at the students. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. All glory to the HYPNOTOAD."
[Please wait for extensive OCD and CAPSLOCK ABUSE for all! Just follow along with the OCD, it should be fairly clear. Those who were hypnotised will remember what they did and how they acted! The effect can wear off once they leave the stage or at any point after that, so long as it has worn off by midnight. It is totally up to you.]
Now, welcome to our first assembly for the semester. We have a special guest today, the star of…" Harriet raised an eyebrow at her notes before continuing, sounding just a bit confused. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. Now, that can't be right. Why on earth--"
There was a loud, buzzing HMMMMMMMMM coming from the toad on stage.
Harriet straightened, gaze fixed forward, looking out at the students. "The star of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad. All glory to the HYPNOTOAD."
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Victor von Doom
You are young Shirley, singing a song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_RZTusUzM8).
Re: Victor von Doom
And yet he felt the urge to walk to the stage.
And then he felt the urge to sing.
On the good ship lollipop.
Victor started to strut adorably down the stage, putting a finger to a dimple on 'lollipop.' Adorably.
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Victor rubbed his stomach as if he was hungry for candy. Adorably.
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay.
Victor danced like he was wearing the prettiest grass skirt ever. Then he startted strutting across the stage again. Adorably.
Lemonade stands everywhere.
Crackerjack bands fill the air.
And there you are
Who was waving his arms around like he was pretending to be an airplane? Adorably? Victor, that's who!
Happy landing on a chocolate bar.
Victor danced like he had no clue what the hell that line was supposed to mean.
See the sugar bowl do the tootsie roll
Victor placed his hands on his hips and pointed his elbows out. Adorably.
With the big bad devils food cake.
Victor put his hands out and recoiled in terror! Adorable terror!
If you eat too much ooh ooh
You'll awake with a tummy ache.
Victor rubbed his belly like he had a tummy ache. An adorable tummy ache. The strutting began again. Adorably.
On the good ship lollipop
Its a night trip into bed you hop
Victor hopped to a seated position on the ground, painfully. And adorably.
And dream away
Victor folded his hands together as if to indicate that he was going to nap. Adorably.
On the good ship lollipop!
He held his arms out - adorably - and smiled to the crowd - adorably. This was very likely the last time anyone here would ever see him smile.