Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 09/05

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

As the students filed into the classroom, a certain song played on repeat until everyone was there. And then for a little while longer because it amused Deadpool so very much.

"Oh Bea, is there anything you can't do?" He sighed dreamily, gazing off at a spot that very well might be a thought bubble with her image in it, but that's neither here nor there.

"Gooooood morning kiddies! And welcome to Modern Feminism! I hope you're all here to learn about the women who made our lives so much easier. Your lives. The womenfolk. As I am of the Y chromosome persuasion." Deadpool coughed awkwardly, vaguely wondering if having a husband made him teaching this class okay with the womenfolk.

Okay, so he just liked the phrase womenfolk.

(Womenfolk. Heh.)

"Today, being the first day, is, as always, a blow off. Because if I didn't make it so, I'd have to egg my own house," He told them seriously. "So let's get started on the condescending intro activities and introduce ourselves! Tell everyone your name, why you're here, why Bea Arthur is a goddess among women, and what your strong womyn-- that's with a y, by the way-- name is."

Bashere, Zarine
Burton, Jack
Carnahan, Evelyn
Demyx
Device, Anathema
Haku
Harvelle, Jo
Huston, Beauty
Katara
Lizowski, Jude
Mackenzie, Cindy
Manning, Meg
McKay, Rodney
Murdock, Jeff
Perry, Neil
Robin
Sparks, Jenny
Summers, Dawn
Weasley, Ronald
Wexler, Tabitha-Ruth
Wormwood, Matilda
Zuko

[[Please wait for the OCD is up, have at it!]]

Comments

Re: Answer the Questions

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

"I'm Rodney McKay and I originally enrolled in this class because I thought it would be a good place to meet girls but shortly thereafter, I started dating this really great girl so now I'm just here to learn about Feminism." Rodney was nothing if not honest. "Bea Arthur is a goddess because my little sister really likes The Golden Girls and anything that keeps her occupied and away from me is a plus in my book. And I don't need a strong woman name," he said quickly. There was no way he wanted to bring up his first name.

Re: Answer the Questions

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Everyone needs one! Just look at Zulia over there," Deadpool said, waving over in Zuko's direction.

Re: Answer the Questions

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

"Oh, fine," Rodney sighed. "It can be Meredith."