fandomhigh | Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period

As the students filed into the classroom, a certain song played on repeat until everyone was there. And then for a little while longer because it amused Deadpool so very much.

"Oh Bea, is there anything you can't do?" He sighed dreamily, gazing off at a spot that very well might be a thought bubble with her image in it, but that's neither here nor there.

"Gooooood morning kiddies! And welcome to Modern Feminism! I hope you're all here to learn about the women who made our lives so much easier. Your lives. The womenfolk. As I am of the Y chromosome persuasion." Deadpool coughed awkwardly, vaguely wondering if having a husband made him teaching this class okay with the womenfolk.

Okay, so he just liked the phrase womenfolk.

(Womenfolk. Heh.)

"Today, being the first day, is, as always, a blow off. Because if I didn't make it so, I'd have to egg my own house," He told them seriously. "So let's get started on the condescending intro activities and introduce ourselves! Tell everyone your name, why you're here, why Bea Arthur is a goddess among women, and what your strong womyn-- that's with a y, by the way-- name is."

Bashere, Zarine
Burton, Jack
Carnahan, Evelyn
Demyx
Device, Anathema
Haku
Harvelle, Jo
Huston, Beauty
Katara
Lizowski, Jude
Mackenzie, Cindy
Manning, Meg
McKay, Rodney
Murdock, Jeff
Perry, Neil
Robin
Sparks, Jenny
Summers, Dawn
Weasley, Ronald
Wexler, Tabitha-Ruth
Wormwood, Matilda
Zuko

[[~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up, have at it!]]

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All collapsey like, if you please

Or enjoy the music, the beautiful music.

In order, or so help Deadpool, he will kill you where you stand!

...

Or mock you. One of those two.

Because he's very friendly.

And still humming the theme song.

*flops over*

Haku

Jenny Sparks

Demyx

Haku hid his head on the desk and groaned. That song was going to be in his head the rest of the day.

Anathema Device

"My name is Haku. I am here because I signed up for this class, I've never heard of a religion worshipping a B. Arthur, but Professor Deadpool seems to be it's only suplicant and again my name is Haku."

Demyx waved at Deadpool. "I'm Demyx; I'm here so I can drive Professor Deadpool's car again. This is the right class for that, right?" He pulled a much-battered printout out of a pocket and studied it. "...Oh, no, different subject. Anyway! Um, I'm Demyx, I don't know who the Bee woman is, and I'm a boy - I don't have a girly name. Marluxia's kinda girly, though."

Jenny toyed with the idea of electrocuting the stereo, but decided to save that for if the music continued throughout class.

It is so totally your fault that I just spent half an hour memory-tripping through cheesy 70s and 80's sitcoms (please tell me I'm not the only person who remembers Out of This World) and I love you for it.

"My name is Jenny Sparks, I'm here because my schedule got hacked, Bea Arthur is a goddess among women because the teacher said so, and I say again, my name is Jenny Sparks. I don't sodding need another."

*gigglesnort*

I live to make people watch horrible things on YouTube.

"I only give her due respect as the most beautiful woman on the face of the planet. Like one of the old mother earth goddess dealies." A beat. "Without the boobs that could take out an eye."

"Marluxia" Deadpool thought it over. "I guess that'll work. But only in that bad Mexican soap opera way. If you meet anyone named Fernando, you slap him and leave it at that, got it?"

He squinted at Demyx for a minute. "And no one is touching my car again, thanks much."

T.R. Wexler

Dawn Summers

Deadpool tilted his head, staring a bit. "Are you related to Pete Wisdom by any chance?"

Okay. Even Turtle, She who Practically Worshipped the Ground Mister Deadpool Walked On (And Then Would Try to Sell it on E-Bay) might have been boggling just a weeeeeee tiny bit.

"NO!" Demyx shouted, flailing in sheer, horrified flailiness. "That's not my name!!!"

Tell everyone your name, why you're here, why Bea Arthur is a goddess among women, and what your strong womyn-- that's with a y, by the way-- name is

"I'm T.R. Wexler, which, by the way, is my strong woman name, but everyone calls me Turtle, because T.R. is too intimidating for most people. I'm here because one, I can finally take a class with Mister Deadpool and two, I intend to be a modern feminist, so I might as well do it properly."

Yes, she had full confidence that she could learn that from him. Go figure.

"And I still have no idea who Bea Arthur is. But hopefully that will change?"

Demyx was very tempted to play other music to drown Deadpool's music out. But that would be bad to do the first day of class, right?

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