Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 09/05

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

As the students filed into the classroom, a certain song played on repeat until everyone was there. And then for a little while longer because it amused Deadpool so very much.

"Oh Bea, is there anything you can't do?" He sighed dreamily, gazing off at a spot that very well might be a thought bubble with her image in it, but that's neither here nor there.

"Gooooood morning kiddies! And welcome to Modern Feminism! I hope you're all here to learn about the women who made our lives so much easier. Your lives. The womenfolk. As I am of the Y chromosome persuasion." Deadpool coughed awkwardly, vaguely wondering if having a husband made him teaching this class okay with the womenfolk.

Okay, so he just liked the phrase womenfolk.

(Womenfolk. Heh.)

"Today, being the first day, is, as always, a blow off. Because if I didn't make it so, I'd have to egg my own house," He told them seriously. "So let's get started on the condescending intro activities and introduce ourselves! Tell everyone your name, why you're here, why Bea Arthur is a goddess among women, and what your strong womyn-- that's with a y, by the way-- name is."

Bashere, Zarine
Burton, Jack
Carnahan, Evelyn
Demyx
Device, Anathema
Haku
Harvelle, Jo
Huston, Beauty
Katara
Lizowski, Jude
Mackenzie, Cindy
Manning, Meg
McKay, Rodney
Murdock, Jeff
Perry, Neil
Robin
Sparks, Jenny
Summers, Dawn
Weasley, Ronald
Wexler, Tabitha-Ruth
Wormwood, Matilda
Zuko

[[Please wait for the OCD is up, have at it!]]

Comments

Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Or enjoy the music, the beautiful music.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[snow-white-boy.livejournal.com]

Haku hid his head on the desk and groaned. That song was going to be in his head the rest of the day.

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[ashockingbitch]

Jenny toyed with the idea of electrocuting the stereo, but decided to save that for if the music continued throughout class.

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[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Okay. Even Turtle, She who Practically Worshipped the Ground Mister Deadpool Walked On (And Then Would Try to Sell it on E-Bay) might have been boggling just a weeeeeee tiny bit.

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[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx was very tempted to play other music to drown Deadpool's music out. But that would be bad to do the first day of class, right?

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[isourking.livejournal.com]

Ron just stared at Deadpool and wondered why an insane person was teaching class.

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[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

Anathema wondered if Deadpool's outfit wasn't a touch uncomfortable.

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[falcon-or-blade.livejournal.com]

Faile just stared.

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[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac was slouched on the desk, trying to subtly block out the sound. Well, that song now wasn't going to leave her head for the rest of the day.

All she really had to be thankful for, was that at least this time he wasn't going to try and make her into America's Next Top Model.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn realized she maybe should have expected this--he was, after all, Rikku's favorite teacher and mentor.

And now she was wondering if there was a Bea Arthur version of Cuban Pete.

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[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg just stared.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[comelyhonour.livejournal.com]

You would think that cell phones and a guy who sets himself on fire would have prepared Beauty for meeting Deadpool.

You would be wrong.

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[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

Jack was certain he was in the wrong class. Why is the professor wearing pajamas? He stared.

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[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin reflected on how he'd never actually met Bea Arthur.