Modern Feminism: From Susan B Anthony to Bea Arthur - Second Period - 09/05

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As the students filed into the classroom, a certain song played on repeat until everyone was there. And then for a little while longer because it amused Deadpool so very much.

"Oh Bea, is there anything you can't do?" He sighed dreamily, gazing off at a spot that very well might be a thought bubble with her image in it, but that's neither here nor there.

"Gooooood morning kiddies! And welcome to Modern Feminism! I hope you're all here to learn about the women who made our lives so much easier. Your lives. The womenfolk. As I am of the Y chromosome persuasion." Deadpool coughed awkwardly, vaguely wondering if having a husband made him teaching this class okay with the womenfolk.

Okay, so he just liked the phrase womenfolk.

(Womenfolk. Heh.)

"Today, being the first day, is, as always, a blow off. Because if I didn't make it so, I'd have to egg my own house," He told them seriously. "So let's get started on the condescending intro activities and introduce ourselves! Tell everyone your name, why you're here, why Bea Arthur is a goddess among women, and what your strong womyn-- that's with a y, by the way-- name is."

Bashere, Zarine
Burton, Jack
Carnahan, Evelyn
Demyx
Device, Anathema
Haku
Harvelle, Jo
Huston, Beauty
Katara
Lizowski, Jude
Mackenzie, Cindy
Manning, Meg
McKay, Rodney
Murdock, Jeff
Perry, Neil
Robin
Sparks, Jenny
Summers, Dawn
Weasley, Ronald
Wexler, Tabitha-Ruth
Wormwood, Matilda
Zuko

[[Please wait for the OCD is up, have at it!]]

Comments

Re: Answer the Questions

[wannabehunter]

"My name is Jo Harvelle, the class seemed interesting, wasn't she in the Space Battle's Holiday Special, and my name is Jo."

There was no way in hell she was telling anyone her full name, teacher or no. Stupid Little Women.

Re: Answer the Questions

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...she might have been," Deadpool admitted. "And Jo is a boy name too. Is this some edgy thing? Because Smokey McEllis there has that market cornered."

Re: Answer the Questions

[wannabehunter]

"It's not edgy," Jo said. "It's my name."

Re: Answer the Questions

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Edgy!" Deadpool replied, waving dismissively. "Or a fan of Little Women One of those two."

Re: Answer the Questions

[wannabehunter]

Jo facepalmed. A lot.