http://mistressofblack.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mistressofblack.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-09-03 01:43 am
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No-Nonsense Sexual Education - Monday, Period 1 - Class 1

Lulu swept into the classroom, her long skirt, a collection of intertwined belts, rustling against itself as she stepped. Her presence was unmistakeable, as were her... obvious endowments, which likely drew the attention of every male in the room -- or anyone interested in women, at least -- and even the others would likely notice the fact that she must use either tape or magic to hold up her dress, and more likely magic as tape seemed insufficient.

"Good afternoon," came her voice, smooth and confident. "My name is Lulu, and in this class we will be discussing many of the changes and new experiences you will discover, or have already discovered, as part of your adolescence.

"I do wish to maintain," she continued, "a safe and productive environment for all of my students; with this in mind, I'd like to set some expectations for within this classroom. If you all please sign these forms, and look over the requirements for the course? You will find those attached."

Lulu sat on the edge of her desk, leaing forward; her bosom threatened to overflow her dress. "We are going to be speaking of sex," she said, low and bluntly. "This is a topic with which many people are uncomfortable. Certainly in my own world, we are only now, after some drastic political changes, learning to discuss these topics with any openness, and I understand, having done some research upon arriving here, that many of your worlds are in similar, if not stricter, situations, while others are much more open about this topic.

"My expectations for you are, first, that you approach our discussions with an open mind, as you may find certain of your beliefs challenged as we discuss the myths and stereotypes that surround sex and sexual acts; second, that you listen to your classmates without judgment, as you may find that they enjoy different acts and different aspects thereof than do you, and this does not make them necessarily immoral or wrong, merely different -- if you'll pardon the repetition. Third," Lulu continued, stepping back down to the floor and standing tall, "I do wish to impress upon you that no question is too outrageous; there are many things believed about sex that have no basis in the truth, and the only way to discover that truth is to speak of what we already believe we know. I hope to challenge your assumptions, and in doing so educate you to the best of my ability."

She turned to the blackboard and began writing upon it as she spoke. "For today," Lulu said, "I thought it might be best if we limited ourselves to introductions. If you would, I'd like you give the class your name, what education you've had, and also, if you feel comfortable discussing it, what experience. Also, I'd like to introduce you to my TA, Rikku; she will be more than willing to discuss anything with you if you feel uncomfortable coming to me."

[OOC: Please wait for OCD. It should be noted that this will probably go NSFW, just due to subject matter being discussed. Your mileage may vary, restrictions may apply in some provinces, see in store for more details. OCD is up!]
the_merriest: (uhhhhh...)

Re: Introductions - NNSE (Class 1)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-03 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Rikku considered. "Wakka might've. I should write him and ask. He's, uh, her ex, so ..."

Re: Introductions - NNSE (Class 1)

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is it..." He had no idea how to ask this. "I mean, does she get mad when people question her...well, um. Her...those."
the_merriest: (nervous)

Re: Introductions - NNSE (Class 1)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-03 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know," Rikku admitted. "I kinda didn't want to find out. She's a black mage. She blows stuff up. I don't wanna start asking rude questions."

Re: Introductions - NNSE (Class 1)

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, right!" And now he was averting the eyes to stare intently at his desk. "Yeah, I'll...just listen and nod."

The women in this place were scary.
the_merriest: (supportive)

Re: Introductions - NNSE (Class 1)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-03 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"It could be worse," she said helpfully. "You haven't blurted out 'boobs' yet."

Re: Introductions - NNSE (Class 1)

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"...has someone done that?"

And he knew Inara was in this class and he'd like to avoid getting slapped again, if he could.
the_merriest: (back of bike)

Re: Introductions - NNSE (Class 1)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-03 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"If they're lucky, it's after she's out of earshot," Rikku said with a sympathetic smile.

Re: Introductions - NNSE (Class 1)

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I should stay on her good side," Gavin said and it wasn't a question.
the_merriest: (pensive)

Re: Introductions - NNSE (Class 1)

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-09-03 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Rikku nodded. "You don't even want to know how true that is," she said solemnly.