fandomhigh | No-Nonsense Sexual Education - Monday, Period 1

Lulu swept into the classroom, her long skirt, a collection of intertwined belts, rustling against itself as she stepped. Her presence was unmistakeable, as were her... obvious endowments, which likely drew the attention of every male in the room -- or anyone interested in women, at least -- and even the others would likely notice the fact that she must use either tape or magic to hold up her dress, and more likely magic as tape seemed insufficient.

"Good afternoon," came her voice, smooth and confident. "My name is Lulu, and in this class we will be discussing many of the changes and new experiences you will discover, or have already discovered, as part of your adolescence.

"I do wish to maintain," she continued, "a safe and productive environment for all of my students; with this in mind, I'd like to set some expectations for within this classroom. If you all please sign these forms, and look over the requirements for the course? You will find those attached."

Lulu sat on the edge of her desk, leaing forward; her bosom threatened to overflow her dress. "We are going to be speaking of sex," she said, low and bluntly. "This is a topic with which many people are uncomfortable. Certainly in my own world, we are only now, after some drastic political changes, learning to discuss these topics with any openness, and I understand, having done some research upon arriving here, that many of your worlds are in similar, if not stricter, situations, while others are much more open about this topic.

"My expectations for you are, first, that you approach our discussions with an open mind, as you may find certain of your beliefs challenged as we discuss the myths and stereotypes that surround sex and sexual acts; second, that you listen to your classmates without judgment, as you may find that they enjoy different acts and different aspects thereof than do you, and this does not make them necessarily immoral or wrong, merely different -- if you'll pardon the repetition. Third," Lulu continued, stepping back down to the floor and standing tall, "I do wish to impress upon you that no question is too outrageous; there are many things believed about sex that have no basis in the truth, and the only way to discover that truth is to speak of what we already believe we know. I hope to challenge your assumptions, and in doing so educate you to the best of my ability."

She turned to the blackboard and began writing upon it as she spoke. "For today," Lulu said, "I thought it might be best if we limited ourselves to introductions. If you would, I'd like you give the class your name, what education you've had, and also, if you feel comfortable discussing it, what experience. Also, I'd like to introduce you to my TA, Rikku; she will be more than willing to discuss anything with you if you feel uncomfortable coming to me."

[OOC: ~~Please wait for OCD.~~ It should be noted that this will probably go NSFW, just due to subject matter being discussed. Your mileage may vary, restrictions may apply in some provinces, see in store for more details. OCD is up!]

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Rikku's here. Blushing furiously, but here.

Haku noticed her blushing (how could any one not?) and went over to her. "Are you all right?"

Rikku laughed nervously. "Oh! Uh, yeah. I, uh, didn't realize ... some of the people in this class were gonna be here. Th-that's all."

"So you're embarassed that there are certian people in the class?" Haku asked tilting his head. "I'm sure that it will be okay though, we're all here to learn right?" He was trying to be helpful, really.

Rikku shook her head, and then lowered her voice. A lot. "The, uh, the experience that I do have kinda ... involves ... someone else in the room? So it's just, uh. Awkward. That's all. I don't mind him being here, it's cool, I just - didn't realize he would be. So I'm ... yeah."

"Oh," Haku nodded in understanding and lowered his voice as well. "You don't want other people to know? You could talk with that other person and maybe come up with somthing?"

"I don't really mind, I guess. What people know and what they don't. I mean, it's not anybody's business but ours, but it's not gonna bug me." She shrugged. "I just don't want it to be ... weird, or whatever. Maybe I'm just being stupid, huh?"

She tilted her head at him. "How was your first kiss stolen? Need me to beat somebody up for you?"

"No, it's understandable to want to keep certian things private, but maybe the two of you should talk to see what you want to share and what not to?" He offered and then blushed vaugely when Rikku mentioned his kiss.

"No," he smiled and shook his head. "I got him already in the foot with one of my ice needles which is revenge enough for me. It was kind of silly how it happened anyways. I'm not sure what his name is, but I guess he was telling A.J. when he first showed up at school about boykissy..." Haku took a deep breath and shrugged. "And decided that I was a good example of it."

"I trust him," she said quickly. "I mean, you're right, we'll totally talk. I just meant, you know, I don't want to be ... asking questions and have everyone be going 'ha ha, I know what you two were up to.' Which I guess is kinda the case for anyone here, just without the other person."

Rikku made a face. "What a creep. Ugh. I'm sorry he got all grabby with you. If it makes you feel any better, my first kiss was when I got really drunk at this stupid party and the guy was a real jerk about it later, bragging to all his friends and everything. But he's back home and good riddance, you know?"

"He apologized," Haku smiled. "So he at least wasn't a jerk about it and I've got a lot of other firsts to share with the one I care about, so it's okay."

"Yeah, that's very true too," he nodded. "But I think that might violate that paper that Lulu had us all sign."

"Yeah. It's way nicer that way," she said softly, and then facepalmed. "See, my real problem is that I can't ever shut up. I'm bringing duct tape to this class, I swear. And oh, that's a good point! The forms. I hadn't thought of that. Do you think people are really going to stick to them?"

Haku wanted to say yes, he realy did. But knowing how teenages were....

"Well I'm sure it will be better than if they weren't around at all."

"I hope, for their sake, they do stick to it," Rikku said in a low voice. "Lulu's scary when she's mad. She's a black mage. She can swoop her arms and things blow up. Maybe she should do that one class. Just vaporize stuff and go, 'Let's have none of this gossiping nonsense, hmmm?'"

Haku smiled and chuckled. "I think I'd almost like to see that sometime." Being said to someone else of course.

"Just a tip," she said, looking around and lowering her voice again. "If she ever has a little stuffed animal with her? Do not piss her off."

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